CHRISTIAN RIGHT EMBRACES CHENEY'S DAUGHTER AS THE NEW 'VIRGIN MARY' »

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In a dramatic turnabout from its previous harsh condemnation, the Christian Coalition has decided to embrace Dick Cheney's pregnant lesbian daughter, claiming that she's actually the Second Coming of the Virgin Mary.

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Amazing1
Dec. 28, 2006, 8:54 a.m.
Does that mean she'll have to give birth in the barn at Crawford?

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  mamasan
  Dec. 28, 2006, 4:38 p.m.
  YES!!! big mooo cow!!!
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JustCallMeV
Dec. 28, 2006, 10:42 a.m.
The daughter of a demon a "neo virgin mary"? Let me get my magical wand...
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LuisR
Dec. 28, 2006, 11:02 a.m.
Judging from that article, there's nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian..as long as you're a Right-wing Conservative.

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  Spadecaller
  Dec. 28, 2006, 11:44 a.m.
  You noticed?
  "Guess who I'm marrying, Daddy?"
  
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    mamasan
    Dec. 28, 2006, 4:44 p.m.
    Just like Hitler, if you are in the inner circle you can do anything you want.
    
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      ind06
      Dec. 28, 2006, 6:21 p.m.
      A short side-trip into history entirely uncalled for on a humorous thread:
      Hitler had all the homosexuals in the "inner circle" murdered. Ernst Roehm, head of the SA, or "brown shirts" and his primarily gay coterie (today we'd call them his "posse") were slaughtered on what the Germans appropriately call "The Night Of The Long Knives".
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      GUNGHOGUY
      Dec. 28, 2006, 6:27 p.m.
      Sieg Heil!!
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hecuba
Dec. 28, 2006, 12:34 p.m.
Thanks SpadeCaller...I really needed a good laugh this morning...!!!

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  Spadecaller
  Dec. 28, 2006, 1:07 p.m.
  Any time!
  
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    mamasan
    Dec. 28, 2006, 4:45 p.m.
    wish I could laugh...it only makes me sick.
    What a bunch of demonlike hypocr******.
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spkguy
Dec. 28, 2006, 2:16 p.m.
Good one spade! LOL!
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Spadecaller
Dec. 28, 2006, 2:26 p.m.
Disclaimer: This offbeat political news story is not intended in any way, shape, or form to disparage sexual or religious orientations or affiliations.
However the absurd hpocrisy and irony invites a closer look in the odd world called: "REALITY".
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mamasan
Dec. 28, 2006, 4:39 p.m.
NO WAY NO HOW!!!!That any LIBERAL daughter could get away with this without being lynched by the far right CON group!!!!
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mamasan
Dec. 28, 2006, 4:41 p.m.
What I want to know is why is Bill orighty and Ann culter...not all OVER THIS!!!!!!!!!
If any Liberal or Daughter of a Liberal had the nerve to do this after just stealing 2 elctions by CONNING The Christians!!!!
We would never hear the end of it!!!!!
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mamasan
Dec. 28, 2006, 4:43 p.m.
YEAH!!!
Roberstson and Falwell would be on the boob toob everynite having all the Christians up in arms.
Robertson would no doubt call for an assasination!!!!
But the quiet from them!!!
Oh boy what a bunch of DAM hypocrits.

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  Searchbeam
  Dec. 28, 2006, 8:39 p.m.
  Call her Gay, call her Lesbian, call her humpty dumpty- whatever- please don't call her liberal!
  She is a proud right wing Conservative - of the Log Cabin variety!
  Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary to the right wingnuts!
  Go Shotgun Dickey! You will be the "inoculate" Grandfather!
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Spadecaller
Dec. 28, 2006, 5:38 p.m.
Go mamasan!
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ind06
Dec. 28, 2006, 6:23 p.m.
The bible says nothing about Mary Magdalene's father...and now I know why.
Funny post Spadecaller!
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Spadecaller
Dec. 28, 2006, 7:39 p.m.
As a proud progressive who respects other people's sexual orientations, my heart goes out to the baby. Sheesh ... wait to he or she finds about her meshugenah Grandparents. Jesus always showed love and tolerance for all people except HYPOCRITS.
Shotgun Dickie better watch out!
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Spadecaller
Dec. 28, 2006, 7:47 p.m.
Who is that evangelist minister who hits people in the head so they recover from their vices of body and mind? Well ...
Looks like the Cheneys are going to need a tag team bout.
"There's going to be a fight tonight!" (west side story lyrics)
"Got a rocket in your pocket ... keep coolie cool boy!"
Cheney is down for the count ... 7, 8, 9, 10 HE'S OUT!

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  Searchbeam
  Dec. 28, 2006, 9:18 p.m.
  Are you thinking of Ernest Angeley?
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darkdragon7261
Dec. 29, 2006, 1:42 a.m.
Cheney's lesbian daughter the second coming of the Virgin Mary? Put up another strike for the Cheney family. Now excuse me while I go laugh my head off.
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news_junky
Dec. 29, 2006, 6:56 a.m.
slap! who's your daddy? slap! slap! who's your daddy!!
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Spadecaller
Dec. 29, 2006, 7:40 a.m.
NO, I think Dickie keeps it in the barnyard.
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Searchbeam
Dec. 29, 2006, 10:08 p.m.
Keep that child away from Shotgun Dickey!
Otherwise he will start copying his sinister crooked smile and his twitchy finger on the shotgun trigger!
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blazemark
Dec. 31, 2006, 9:11 p.m.
Al Frankin?Watch TRADING PLACES with Eddie Murphy.Take off the mask and have a look at who Al Frankin is.Al Frankin and who knows how many of his friends.An example of what not to do with your life.
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blazemark
Dec. 31, 2006, 9:12 p.m.
A continually drunk baggage handler.
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blazemark
Dec. 31, 2006, 9:15 p.m.
Is that what the Democrats/Left refer to as 'wise'Yes,look at the article.It says "wise".
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blazemark
Dec. 31, 2006, 9:18 p.m.
Is that what they call a "character actor"?A defining role?Al Frankin?Democratic/Left?Brain dead?
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mbkijb
Jan. 1, 2007, 9:49 p.m.
Spade, you are on a roll!!!! lol
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dynamicoxy
Jan. 3, 2007, 7:56 a.m.
Anyting is possible within the realm of religion.
Especially true for self-delusion
This is the type of thinking that is preventing the growth and development of real education in the USA.
This story proves that the time has come to remove all religious influences from the public arena.
One of the best discussions of the deadly influence of religious ideology in our society was described in the book THE NAKED MIND.