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Posted by: Spadecaller 1 year, 7 months ago

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WASHINGTON, DC-A citizens' group presented a petition signed by nearly 75 million Americans to key members of Congress Monday, demanding the United States take immediate military action against China after the Communist nation shot down a DirecTV satellite last week.

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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

Congress plans on submitting a bill to redirect the 21,500 troops to be redeployed into space, where they are more needed.
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  ETproductions1 year, 7 months ago
  
  Good one.
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

All I want to know: who's firing up here at us!
http://www.digitalworldtokyo.com/upload/2006/07/06
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Bruedaddy1 year, 7 months ago

Ha, that's a funny one....wait I work in TV....
I'm gonna kick some chinese @ss!
could I get my mu shu pork first please?
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  lol Chinese Jetsons Take Out
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Amazing11 year, 7 months ago

As long as the populace can be appeased with bread and circuses, things will remain quiet. But take away their TV, their access to the football game and you are dealing with some real problems. Citizens, armed with useless dishes will be roaming the streets bashing anyone who looks like they might be responsible for the problem. Dangerous times are coming.
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  LMAO!
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Bruedaddy1 year, 7 months ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAA!
well if this was England they'd only have pitch forks!
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getreal11 year, 7 months ago

That is very Direct.
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

I can't afford to miss the superbowl half-time!
http://www.periodistadigital.com/imgs/20060801/Jan
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ind061 year, 7 months ago

LOL
No one will ever accuse Americans of not having their priorities straight!
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  They blocked my funny link. (It didn't even shoe nipple.)
  http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/jackson_timberlake_cp
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

I didn't mean "shoe!" I meant " a really big SHOW."
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  ind061 year, 7 months ago
  
  shoeing nipple is cool.
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    ind061 year, 7 months ago
    
    I mean kinky
    shoeing nipple is kinky
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icono11 year, 6 months ago

What a way to test an anti-satillite weapon; knock out a TV bird;)
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