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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting. The Alabama Environmental Defense League is nearing the end of a three-month campaign to instal solar-powered electric chairs in each and every of the state's 4,200 prisons.

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    ind061 year, 8 months ago

    And if the new hemp bindings get a little too much electricity then you've got yourself a party!

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      ETproductions1 year, 8 months ago

      Hey, might as well die happy, huh? Lord I pray when they execute me that it might be a very sunny day.

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      ind061 year, 8 months ago

      Man, if there's one thing I hate it's when the title of my post gets cut off like that. There is NOTHING funny about that title. Oh well, I guess it's OK, only the punch-line got chopped!

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        natashas1 year, 8 months ago

        I protest the solar powered electric chairs. To do so will be abuseing are suns time and efforts towards plants and my tan! If they are bad enough for corporal punishment I say we turn them over to Netscape!

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          BrianJJohnson1 year, 8 months ago

          ahahah

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            ETproductions1 year, 8 months ago

            Now we need to think up a final word for the truncated headline. I submit "vibrator".

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            quemara1 year, 8 months ago

            That was soooo funny.. but it has a point!!??!!??

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              nancybryan1 year, 3 months ago

              ETproductions 1 very fine ;)

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