86.3% Of All Statistics Fabricated »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 8 months ago in HumorIn a recent survey of 986.2 people from random cities it was revealed that nearly 7/8ths of all statistics throughout the Internet are made up on-the-spot to satisfy deadlines with greatest ease.
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Beeboppin711 year, 8 months ago
One hundred percent of all statistics are fabricated.
This information can be found at: http://humor.netscape.com/story/2007/02/12/863-per
Review the information in the title of the article and in the tags.
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
((how was ind06 able to come up with these figures in so short of a time?)) ind06 lives in a box resembling a largish blue phone booth known in England as a "police box". However this box is not in actuality a phone booth but an advanced device known as Time And Relative dimensions In Space, or TARDIS. Time, therefore, means nothing to ind06.
((what happens to the past)) Funny little yellow and red balls full of buzzing teeth come and literally eat reality away. I call these balls "langoliers" and have one available for adoption to a good home. Just feed it a small amount of yesterday every...day...
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Spadecaller1 year, 8 months ago
We have updated butt-facts. Unfortunately, only 19% of those so-called updated butt-facts are really updated. They continue to remain the original butt-facts that they always were.
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Beeboppin711 year, 8 months ago
58% of those who voted actually read the article. Of those 58% only 33.3% could comprehend what the article had to say. Another 15% could care less about what the article had to say but they voted for it anyway. The remaining 9.7% really liked the article and laughed their a$$es off, then proceeded to comment.
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Beeboppin711 year, 8 months ago
It doesn't really matter because 10/7 of all fractions are fabricated as well.
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aceofspades11 year, 8 months ago
Did you ever notice that most statistical polls state a margin of error ? -- like political polls have a margin of error of /- 110 %
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jsifferman1 year, 8 months ago
There is a 99.9% chance that someone will quote these finding as a fact in a paper and credit it to netscape
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
I'm available for true sounding factoids and quotes 24 hours a day. My rates are copmpetative.
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Nowalive1 year, 8 months ago
68.3% of the public already knew that. While 57% of news outlets will quote this as fact.
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flyrod1 year, 8 months ago
I would guess that at least 87.8% of the facts that posters on this site use are fabricated.....:)
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Amat1 year, 8 months ago
If all the staticians in the worlds were laid end to end...................... we would be better off!
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1basque11 year, 8 months ago
Finally, something to laugh about...Straight from the ash..lol Love the comments .
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