Raccoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space Station »
Posted by: ind06 1 year, 6 months agoTHE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon.
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Eagle_Eye1 year, 6 months ago
Your right there, how ever she never mastered the sink faucet, couldn't grasp it........
How ever they wear that mask for a reason, they steal and hide things in their secret nest that you find one day when you turn your couch over and discover all the things that have gone missing.
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Formidable1 year, 6 months ago
I certainly hope the crew will be able to diaper that rascal. Just imagine, racoons on the moon. What was JFK thinking?
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ind061 year, 6 months ago
JFK was thinking of a FREE moon where raccoons and other mamals (and perhaps the odd lizard or insect, but no spiders, no way) can walk (well, bounce) tall and proud unlike Soviet Russia and Communist China where they shuffle with shoulders slumped under the unforgiving weight of one-party government oppression.
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Amazing11 year, 6 months ago
They have an anti-poetry party every year in the state of Washington. It's called the Sink Tang Walla Walla Whiz Bang Party. You should go some time. I think you'd find it fun.
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Formidable1 year, 6 months ago
One of the oldest tools in fishing, harpoons have a long history of landing large fish. From the days of the Nantucket whale boats to today's commercial giant blue fin tuna fishing industry, harpoons have proven themselves as an invaluable tool. And now their use is becoming more and more popular with recreational fishermen.
The 'POON' is regarded as the highest quality harpoon available on the market. It has received rave reviews from shark fishermen, sword fishermen, and tuna fishermen from the East Coast to the West Coast.
When it comes down to all the time and money spent fishing -and the big one is on the line - JUST STICK IT!
After checking I was able to detect a tang on the end of the Poon.
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Hamlet1 year, 6 months ago
More fun than a barrel of monkeys...anyway, they already did monkeys. What's more American than a cute little ball of furry total mass destruction? (other than a two year old covered in grape jelly and the remains of a teddy bear).
Only problem is, with live WMD on board, the space staion could get shot out of the sky. And they still would miss bin Laden...
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BronxBomber1 year, 6 months ago
Personally, I wouldn't trust any animal that wears a mask...
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