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Posted by: ind06 1 year, 5 months ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.

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ind061 year, 5 months ago

And if the nation better 'fess up right now if it knows what's good for it!
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BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

I know who threw that,... it was Stoners!
LOL!
;-)
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  ind061 year, 5 months ago
  
  SYONERS! Ooooooh! You're in trrrrouuuu bllllle!
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    Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago
    
    OH, I'm gonna tell. I am. I'm gonna tell!
    BUT for a small daily fee I can be persuaded to keep my mouth shut.
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      1basque11 year, 5 months ago
      
      Yep, It was stoners, he has the big guns...to throw stuff !
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BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

Actually,"Drake" made me say it. he threatened to tie me to a tree and take away my shoes..
:-(
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BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

I HATE DRAKE..
>:-(
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  ind061 year, 5 months ago
  
  LMAO I hate Drake too!
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  johnkamis641 year, 4 months ago
  
  I never met Drake; and now I don't wanna!!!
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Vivian029081 year, 5 months ago

lol.
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krayzdrayzor1 year, 5 months ago

That's the problem with whiteboards, years ago teachers could fire a chalkboard eraser back. Poof! cough cough cough...
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  ind061 year, 5 months ago
  
  Those were the days! :-D
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ipodwheels1 year, 5 months ago

I didn't do it.. honest. :P
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  david_nwpa1 year, 5 months ago
  
  Mr. Ipod, go to the back of the room and put your nose in the corner, now young man!
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natashas1 year, 5 months ago

I blamed it on the teachers influence. Substitutes love that!
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david_nwpa1 year, 5 months ago

Teachers ask that question on a daily basis. I usually say, "Who threw that? Cause your aim stinks!" Then I demonstrate how they can do it better. In math classes that leads to a lesson on curves and how to throw a better pitch.
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  ind065 months, 1 week ago
  
  Teachable moment!
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