Beer Surpasses Dog As Man's Best Friend »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in HumorFor years, dogs have unequivocally been considered man's best friend. They provided companionship, love, and protection to all. In a pinch, a dog can even provide for a filling meal or by slicing a dog open and covering yourself in it's entrails, a dog can keep you warm through a cold winter's night.
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ind061 year, 7 months ago
LOL, as I said in the tags, I believe beerdogs are being invented in some European DNA splicing lab. Coming for Christmas '08!
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zplan1 year, 7 months ago
Oh boy, I've been wondering were that odd can of beer has been disappearing to...Napoleon boy,come here! Now I got to hide my beer from my dog as well!
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Beeboppin711 year, 7 months ago
Well, I've never been a huge fan of beer BUT... Vodka is another story! "No kids! Don't drink that. That's mommies special water!" However, I would never trade my doggie in for it.
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Truzseeker1 year, 7 months ago
Never trade my dog for beer besides beer ends up causing fungitis, and its not easy to get rid of. For now its whiskey and Pepsi, and it doesn't take a lot of that to get a buzz : )
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saguarogirl1 year, 7 months ago
What a sick line to read regarding "slicing open a dog to
use its entrails to keep warm"...That should be stressed as a last resort method to save a human life! Its items like this that give sickos ideas...
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choppywatters1 year, 7 months ago
Beast...ity and animal sacrifice in the very first paragraph... and this story is slugged HUMOR... what's next Grandma getting decapitated at a 4th of July picnic... ha ha ha... now wouldn't that be funny! If there's really anyone out there who considers beer their best friend they better make an appointment to attend the next AA meeting.
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Beeboppin711 year, 7 months ago
There is that song about Grandma getting trampled by reindeer. Lots of people find it funny. Oh and BTW, Grandma was drunk on eggnog in that song!
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alakazam1 year, 7 months ago
My good friend Buddy.
He has been my constant companion through thick and thin.
My most close and trusted confidant,
He sleeps beside my bed and guards my dreams and my life.
He is worthy of stars being set to mark his life on this Earth.
No one sees what may come, but if given the choice, I would take him to heaven with me :)
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m-simon1 year, 7 months ago
No beer ever woke me at 3 AM by barking and begging for a walk in the snow.
A walk (or crawl) to the bathroom is a different story.
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Existential1 year, 7 months ago
Cirrhosis, Cancer, Stroke, Heart attack, Impotence, Fetal alcohol syndrome, DUI's, Domestic Violence, Crime, Poverty etc. Yay beer!
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