New Couch Practically Begging To Be Puked On »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in HumorTHE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
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ind061 year, 7 months ago
He's getting new carpet next week, and you know how long THAT'S gonna last!
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Beau78901 year, 7 months ago
But if you just subsist on the same diet of beer and cheetos, it'll always match!
By the way, does anyone know if Heloise ever gave any hints on how to get the smell of bongwater out of your new couch?
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BronxBomber1 year, 7 months ago
Hey! Say what yah want, yah gotta admit though, at least the owner's color-co-ordinated.
He could've made it with a little more for the dramatic, with more flair, & gone "techincolor"...y'know, like a movie..
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kctrixter1 year, 7 months ago
I hear that although he is worried about the new couch, it's the new roof that he was planning for next week that really scares him (puke can be slippery)
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