Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An 83-year-old woman you've never met before took almost ten minutes today to fuss over your child's hair and attempt to stroke it.
Oh I remember this woman, she frequents the local hardware stores, you also have to watch out for the elderly woman who takes your face and tries to smother you in her chest,and never forget the toxic elderly woman who is infused with the moth balls, she is easy to avoid though, cuz her aroma precedes her! egads it just isn't safe these days :)
I think the reason I'm going bald is because of that woman.
Hmmmmm. No. ind06knowsitall.com has determined the reason you're going bald is almost entirely due to the hair on your head falling out. This is the most common cause of baldness across all races and all over the world. Another typical cause of hair loss is tearing of the hair, prevalent among parents of teenagers.
Hey Indy! The mother is taking a page out of WWE's Vince McMahon ...they shaved it! LM@O
Yeah, if she sees the old lady again, cage match!
BTW, did you hear how Kane is doing???
I've heard NADA since the paramedics hauled him away...
JK
Who cares about Kane? It's the WWE Diva's I look out for!
That Tori Wilson can rock my clock anytime!
Arrrrrooooo!
Indy got into it with him....
What again??? Last I heard, they were still trying to pry Indy out of the soda machine near the dressing rooms out in the back... Either Kane rammed him in there, or Indy got impatient waiting for the change...
;-)
johnkamis64 To: ind06
Don't tell me he threw ya by the hair
THROUGH THE CAGE, WHERE THE MIGHTY IND GRABBED A ROCKING CHAIR FROM AN OBLIGING GRANNY AND DROVE KANE INTO THE ROPES, DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE INFAMOUS TRIPLE SIZZLER SUPLEX THROUGH THE CANVAS, THROUGH THE PLYWOOD,AND GOES IN AFTER HIM...OH MY GOD PEOPLE,YOU WOULD HAVE TO SEE THIS TO BELIEVE IT...HELL FOLKS, I'M RINGSIDE AND I DON'T BELIEVE IT...AS THE MIGHTY IND DRAGS KANE BACK ONTO THE MAT TO BEGIN THE COUNT IT LOOKS LIKE,NO NO IT CAN'T BE...IND HAS KICKED KANES HEAD UP HIS OWN ASS!!! KANE IS STILL STRUGGLING WEAKLY...1... DAMNITALL FOLKS A TRIPLE COUNT AND KANE STILL COULDN'T PULL HIS HEAD OUT...IT'S OVER,IT'S ALL OVER NOW...IND IS THE NEW CHAMPION OF THE WWF!!! "I WARNED THAT IDIOT ABOUT 2 THINGS: LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE, AND DON'T GREASE HIS HEAD!!!"
PARAMEDICS HAVE ARRIVED NOW, THEY ARE STRUGGLING TO GET HIS HEAD OUT WITHOUT RIPPING HIM A NEW ONE...THEY CAN'T DO IT, IT JUST WON'T WORK,THEY ARE STRUGGLING TO SHOVE AN O2 TUBE PAST HIS HEAD...WON'T WORK,IT WON'T WORK, KANES HEAD IS TOO BIG,,THEY ARE STILL TRYING GAMELY...AND HERE COMES IND DRIVING PAST SECURITY....IND TACKLES A PARAMEDIC, DRIVING THE TUBE....AND THE PARAMEDICS ENTIRE ARM UP KANES ASS....WE HEAR SOUNDS, FAINT SOUNDS AS THE PARAMEDICS STRUGGLE TO LOAD THIER AWKWARD BURDEN, ONE PARAMEDIC ONLY USING ONE ARM...IT'LL BE A DISTANT DAY BEFORE HE QUITS WASHING THAT HAND...PAST THAT ARM WE HEAR THE SOUNDS OF A GROWN MAN CRYING HIS NUTS OFF....HEY GENE DID YOU SEE ANY...ME NEITHER. THIS IS JOHNNY THE SHADOWOLF KAMIS WITH GENE BLUEBALLS KIRK WITH THE BIGGEST UPSET IN PRO WRESTLING...AND NOBODYS MORE UPSET THAN KANE!!!!
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You may not remember this elderly woman. That would be because this story is a lie, a dirty bald-faced lie. Or, perhaps you're having another "episode" because you forgot to take the big blue pill you hate so much. ;)
big blue pill? there's another for "episodes"?? :)
I LOVE the big blue pill. But I must confess that I don't have any children I know of. (Maybe I don't remember because the child was conceived while I was taking the big blue pill.) I also don't remember that quote I gave Doyle Redland. And I swear that sounds nothing like me! Maybe I should see about getting that prescription adjusted.
OMG Ind06...The big blue pill is for flashbacks!!!!The puce and charchreuse one is for episodes,(weekly)
You only think that because you're having an "episode".
NOnononononononnonnoooo:
the magenta and goldenrod ones are for daily episodes.....
Hey Indy....why does your face have teal stripes???
somebody has been watching the big blue monster (on monsters inc)
What, you don't like my new tattoos?
I've never seen iridescent tats before!!!
Whoaaaa;reality...What a concept....