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Dems Vote To Get Troops Home Sometime, In Nonbinding Way
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Dems Vote To Get Troops Home Sometime, In Nonbinding Way

Humor – WASHINGTON - House Democrats celebrated the passage of a nonbinding resolution to bring the troops home from Iraq sometime.

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Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2007-04-03 03:46:33
ind06
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How can the President hope to stand up to this united front of steely resolve?!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-04 00:07:11
BoBo in Texas
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They are stone cold francophiles, the Congressional Retreat and Surrender Caucus.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2007-04-03 10:35:35
tehranchik
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Ya gotta love that word 'nonbinding'.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-03 22:50:00
WCFIELDS
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My Grandfather, born in 1900, used to use the Word "Bound" to mean constipated. He'd say, I'm all "bound up" accompanied with a little gesture.

Can somebody help with this....?

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2007-04-03 10:48:02
johnkamis64
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Le Shrub considers the Constitution to be a non-binding resolution!!!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-03 18:38:03
david_nwpa
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He decided to revoke it with a signing statement.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2007-04-03 11:32:33
Beeboppin71
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Our Democratic congressmen are truly an inspiration! In the spirit of this new resolution, I am going to step up and take the lead on getting the laundry done in my home. I plan to do an unspecified number of loads each week and all the laundry will be completed eventually. One or two loads completed in the next month should suffice. Due to my new policies on laundry, there should be no complaints as to the number of days you may have to recycle your underwear. Please consider this as doing your part in the fight against global warming. Each member of the household will be given a bottle of Fabreez to help with this transition.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2007-04-03 12:26:40
2sidestoeverything
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ROFLMAO!

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2007-04-03 13:04:00
puffin
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Gosh darn! I am so humbled! I'm gonna follow Ms. Beeboppin's lead. I will switch from paper underwear to 60% post-consumer recycled plastic underwear!

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-04-06 23:18:52
johnkamis64
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Damn Puffin!!!(On what???LOL)

Truely you have found your itch in life!!!

Johnny

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2007-04-03 14:23:06
ind06
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LOL! I think I'll make a nonbinding resolution to go to work today! Sometime!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-03 21:59:32
fretslinger58
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LOL yeah!!

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2007-04-03 13:56:47
BronxBomber
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"Non-binding"??? That sounds kinda namby-pamby to me.

Have some cojones! You either do it, or you don't!

Bring 'em home!

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2007-04-03 14:24:40
ind06
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But that's exactly what they are doing. They're either bringing them home, or they aren't. It's all about teh options BB!

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Rating: +5 (+6/-1) | 2007-04-03 14:28:54
RedRiverJ
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John Murtha and Nancy Pelosi leading the charge! Wow, I will sleep much better tonight knowing Nancy and John are on watch. They both need to be put away some place where they can't hurt themselves or America.

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2007-04-03 14:32:17
vidman04
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Love the tags to this story indy! ROTFLMAO!!!

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2007-04-03 15:43:53
elel
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I luv the name of the website and the pic caption "Pelosi, a hand puppet, a black guy and Murtha explain the new bill" :)

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-04-03 14:51:38
puffin
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Lol, the hand puppet cracks me up most.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-04-04 10:10:00
WCFIELDS
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I once bought a "Hand Puppet" at a pornographic book store butt have been hesitant to take it out of the box.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-04-06 23:20:18
johnkamis64
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Why,was it in the used section???

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-04-03 15:10:47
architekker
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I don't think it's gonna work that way. The troops in Iraq will decide to stay in Iraq whether if they will get the money or not. If so, we could have lose many more to come. Looks like it that way!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-03 16:01:00
ballbuster2
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this non-binding resolution should be considered as evidence in a conspiracy to commit mass murder against our military forces in iraq. those armchair generals in washington have NO clue as to what they are doing. because if they did they wouldn't come up with a brainstorm plain like that. what they need to do is provide the necessary intel., supplise and equipment needed and let the trained military do their job!

for those of you who don't know about armchair generals ask any korea or vietnam veteran and truly listen. they(politicians) are the ones that murdered 1000's, and that is just in vietnam. those greedy politicians are only interested in stuffing their pocket's with our tax dollar's and power over us as a nation.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-04-06 23:21:38
johnkamis64
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My Dad served in Korea.Bullseye!!!

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Rating: -1 (+0/-1) | 2007-04-03 16:11:17
ballbuster2
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pelosi and gang been smokin to much mexican crack,is one reason she wanted a long range aircraft to fly non-stop to good old cow-i-forn-i-a. but now she be doin that middle east opium Wooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-04-03 16:33:13
ChefEOD
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Amazing to me how some people think our military should be run by a committee of all registered voters.

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-04-03 18:23:50
ind06
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To take an analogy from astronomy, the moon may look smaller than Earth but it's further away.

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-04-03 18:16:58
kctrixter
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I agree with Nancy, it should be nonbinding, cus I'v been all bound up before and it's no fun! Besides I heard that if someone tries to bind up Bush he said he was gonna send Vito, and nobody wants that (he could break your legs)

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-04-03 18:40:31
david_nwpa
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Darn right. He set mine in concrete. I hate binding resolutions.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-04-03 19:06:58
aniokly
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Non binding resolution? What good is that? Do you think, since they have been sworn in for 90 days, they could maybe pass a real Resolution? Non Binding seem kind of wussey, but what can we expect from a political party headed by two weak women. I love it. Every day they prove they cannot lead, and they have 19 months to prove me wrong. I don't think they can do it. How's that Impeachment coming? LOL

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2007-04-03 19:15:57
kctrixter
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Aniokly

to quote ind06

"To take an analogy from astronomy, the moon may look smaller than Earth but it's further away."

I think that says it all.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-04-11 17:35:16
johnkamis64
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Someone tell Analcoli that his party has had more than 20 years to f--k up this country,and if he expects us to clean it up in under 3 months he needs a new drug dealer!!!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-04-03 19:08:40
aniokly
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Silly me. U believed this was a real resolution. Well, it fits their M O

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-04-03 22:19:11
truthiness
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I think I'll make a non-binding resolution to pay my taxes some time in the future. lets see how that goes over.

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