Bush: Ahmadinejad Must Dismantle Last Name »
Posted by: ind06 1 year, 5 months agoThe war of words between the United States and Iran heated up today as President George W. Bush demanded that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad dismantle his last name or face serious sanctions.
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traveler20001 year, 5 months ago
If you look very carefully, you might find a "sublimative" message in his name:
AhmandineJAD or..... AhmadineJIAD (holy war)......
Very good of GBW. You see, he ain't stupid...... (lol)
The UN is right, he should dismantle his name.....
lol
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ETproductions1 year, 5 months ago
President Ahbemanyjobs has countered with his own withering attack against Bush's monosyllabic movement. He states emphatically that someone just needs to water the small shrub sitting behind the desk in the oval office. He also points out that the Monosyllabic Movement is a complete sham, since both words in the movement's name are polysyllabic.
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johnkamis641 year, 4 months ago
I've been notified that I am forbidden to drink beer in DC for that very reason!!!
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elel1 year, 5 months ago
Autonukaman :) geesh and my mom had a fit when I told her I was gonna hyphen my name when I married, maiden name has 4 syllables. Good read, esp. after catchin vids of Great Moments in Presidential Speeches compilation, last nite :)
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shyanbelle1 year, 5 months ago
I'm starting a boycott today. Until Irans Ayatollah and President change their names to western names like Chris and Will boycott all Iranian goods... SO no more purchasing RPGs and Grenades any one... ok? lol
lol@ them making fun of Bush's english. He does seem to have problems here and there with the words...
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history-ferret1 year, 5 months ago
Tell President Millard Philmore ak President George Bush to just call him Uncle Tom.
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truthiness1 year, 5 months ago
you can make more words from Ahmadinejad than Bush can make.
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joemont1 year, 5 months ago
Agreed!
He outa petition the Mullahs to increase his clothing allowance.
He only owns one jacket!
(:>)
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kobzikov1 year, 5 months ago
That is precisely the reason he wears the clothes so that whenever he is not burdened by presidential duties he can earn a couple of extra rials on the side by working in pizza delivery.
Unlike in US, where government officials get fat paychecks in Iran it's hard to survive on presidential income, which is why he moonlights as pizza boy.
I look forward to the future when politicians in US will need to have an honest man's job to afford living in their mansions.
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johnkamis641 year, 4 months ago
Silly Kobizikov!!!
He delivers Falafel,loofas,shish-ka-bobs, leg of lamb,etc.
He made a HUGE delivery to BLO'Reilley a while back....chatted about dating tips,etc.
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traveler20001 year, 5 months ago
Well, actualy, there, I think you have to blame the Britisish.
You know, the guys who colonized, and were out of ideas to name new towns....
Damned those British.....
At least the French called "New Orleans", "Nouvelle Orleans".
Damned those "Frogies"
lol
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ADAGUY1 year, 5 months ago
Once the name is dismantled, then we will have to look at them newkyoular weapons!
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kobzikov1 year, 5 months ago
I wholeheartedly support the administration's approach. Ahmadinejad's name will not stand! And no red, white and blue blooded American should stand for it either.
How can the White House engage in name calling on the same level with Iran when their president's name is so much more difficult to pronounce? The time it takes for Bush or anyone for that matter to pronounces Ahmadinejad is sufficient to insult Bush at least 3 or 4 times, which is why Iranian President should dismantle his name. The playing field of insults has to be level.
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truthiness1 year, 5 months ago
"The time has come for the Iranian president to make a choice," Mr. Bush warned. "Does he want to continue down this dangerous, polysyllabic path, or does he want to join the community of peace-loving, monosyllabic world leaders?"
this sentence completely destroys the suspension of disbelief.
for a number of reasons
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truthiness1 year, 5 months ago
no just the U.S. Embassy for 144 days. wait that is U.S. soil. so I gues he did invade another country didnt he? our country.
you go ahead and choose him though, thats okay. if you want we'll take up acollection to buy you a ticket there.
just put your address down here....
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