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Posted by: ind06 1 year, 4 months agoTHE ONION RADIO NEWS - WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS: The President reports on his recent visit with members of the National Cattlemen's Beef Association.
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ind061 year, 4 months ago
The cattlemen's association is in the process of breeding special "war cows" that will be shipped to Iraq to take the place of armored vehicles. Each "war cow" will hold up to twelve soldiers in its second and third stomachs where they will be protected from digestive juices by a cloak itself made of another war cow's stomach.
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kctrixter1 year, 4 months ago
Bush still has not answered the burning question on most ranchers minds, "why are we not using more cowapults in Iraq?"
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