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Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor

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AUGUSTA, ME - Dr. Matthew Berry, 58, prescribed dimmer lights for Taylor Murphy, 22, when Murphy saw the dermatologist Monday.

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ind061 year, 4 months ago

Another doctor had recommended varnish stripper and fine grain sand paper.
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  BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
  
  & if that doesn't work there's the old cheese grater.
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    uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago
    
    Orbial sanders work as well!
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      zplan1 year, 4 months ago
      
      ouch!
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        foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago
        
        definately ouch!
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  deathray1 year, 4 months ago
  
  You had to bring a stripper into this conversation, didn't you, indy?
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    ind061 year, 4 months ago
    
    Yes. :)
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mcgrievysr1 year, 4 months ago

Very practical doctor.
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  Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
  
  Yeah, but don't blind chicks see with their fingers? I'm not sure that solves the problem.
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    mcgrievysr1 year, 4 months ago
    
    This guy would just have to be careful to direct those blind chicks' fingers elsewhere.:-)
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      mcgrievysr1 year, 4 months ago
      
      "This guy would just have to be careful to direct those blind chicks' fingers elsewhere.:-)"
      You know, "Hey, check this out!".
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    Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago
    
    Damn! Beau! You beat me to that one.
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      BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
      
      Doesn't a date depend on whether the seeing eye dog likes you or not?
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        Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Okay that's terrible.
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        riverdalian1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Oh BB was kidding.
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        Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
        
        I know that. He's one of my friends.
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    Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
    
    Versus blind guys seeing with theirs?
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      BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
      
      I'll admit, love's a fair game CM.
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      Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
      
      You really can see much more with your fingers, Ciera.
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        Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
        
        BB:
        You're right love is a fair game.
        Beau7890:
        I did not know that.
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        foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago
        
        I shoulda known, just was't thinkin!
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        Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
        
        Ciera Marie, then you haven't been "looking" in the right places...
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        Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Beau7890:
        and where might "they" be?
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        Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
        
        Oh now, I wouldn't want to be violated by Netscape...
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        Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
        
        ;) You're so bad (in a good way).
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        Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
        
        I guess that's how some people see violations.
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    elll1 year, 4 months ago
    
    Beau, That would give her something to read (get it? ...brail, pimples ...HA HA ......**another Bo Burnham song**)
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      Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
      
      You're giving him ideas.
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    foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago
    
    EEEEWWWWWW!!!!
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  ind061 year, 4 months ago
  
  Or spackle and a putty knife. :)
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natashas1 year, 4 months ago

Speed dateing and use the 40 watt bulbs.
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2sidestoeverything1 year, 4 months ago

It sounds like this poor guy needs a second opinion I think a soft pink 25 watt bulb would be much better.
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  dadesider1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Or strobe lights, disco balls and very loud, bottom thumpin' music... and a quart of Jack... and sunglasses... and mucho gold chains... Old Spice... and
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    Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago
    
    LOL! You had me at the quart of Jack.
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      dadesider1 year, 4 months ago
      
      How about a 1.75, French bread and some yellow, marbled, red wine cheese and a smile... (8=D...
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        Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago
        
        MMMMMMM! Sounds devine darling.
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        dadesider1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Andy???
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    jaern1 year, 4 months ago
    
    Has the Unknown Comic retired yet? Perhaps he could buy his paper sack.
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Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago

Has anyone else seen that disgusting acne banner ad that NetScape has at the to of the page? That thing turns my stomach. The company needs to change the graphics.
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  ind061 year, 4 months ago
  
  Did you try asking them to turn down the lights?
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    Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago
    
    No. I tried to turn down the brightness and contrast on my monitor but then I couldn't read anything! Maybe I'll give them a call.
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      ind061 year, 4 months ago
      
      Please remove your nasty zit-bedecked add from where my eyes can see it. Thank you. LOL!
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  elll1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Ugh, I know...that thing is nasty. I get dry heaves whenever its on there.
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deathray1 year, 4 months ago

The patient needs a dimmer switch that goes to "delusional."
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zplan1 year, 4 months ago

Paper bags don't cost much.
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  ind061 year, 4 months ago
  
  LOL!
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BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago

Hahaha! Hey Pinto, you're a trip,...a neg! hahahahah!
"oooo that's hurts!" hahahaha!
=oD
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  PINTO1 year, 4 months ago
  
  I noticed you like to give random negs so i thought Id return the favor, flamer
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    BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
    
    You've STARTED the whole ball of wax bub. Pay back's a-you- know-what.You started to do it to me..I do it back to you. =oD Have a nice weekend troll.
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      riverdalian1 year, 4 months ago
      
      In fairness, I've seen the threads pinto, you've started this, deal with it. BB? You didn't help matters either dude,take it easy. Now you two guys just let it go. Alright? Go to each you're own way.
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        BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Ok, sounds good riv,I'll peace out. If pinto will,but let me leave a message to all potential trolls and flamers out there:
        I don't suffer fools gladly, so be forewarned,I will retaliate in kind, so if you know what's good for you, don't mess with me. I'm an easy going guy generally, but I can be mean & nasty too when I'm crossed. So that you know.
        Peace.
        :o)
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        elll1 year, 4 months ago
        
        ummmm, you boys need to find something in common......like giving saneman as many neg votes as you can!!!
        :o)
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        BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Oh is he buggin' you elll?
        =o)
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        elll1 year, 4 months ago
        
        only once or twice (a while back)
        ...... but I'm good at holding on to my anger for a little too long (especially when it comes to arrogant asses)
        I'll have to find the thread and send it to you!
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        PINTO1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Ok for the record, this starrted when i recieved a couple rude comments from BB when i wasnt even talking with him. Baiscally flaming me, and then he proceded to give me neg comments on ALL my comments in the threads. Even if they were nice comments that werent arguementative or even could things that could be disputed. I then proceeded to be immature and go to all the threads he commented on that day and give neg comments and then he expectedly did the same in turn to "one up me"
        Ill squash it, i dont care, its done with
        As far as the "SANE (im a pattend lawyer and smarter than you) MAN" thing goes, yeah I think ive fought with that guy more than anyone on this site. Havnt seen him in a while. No joke, i started to wonder is BB was him on a different SN, and im not saying that to b inflmaitory. He just did some things simimlar that saneman used to do that bugged me.
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        BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Well except for the other accusations , I agree with you on saneman. He is a jerk, and a creep, & no, It was YOU who actually started with a couple of others, flaming me and my buddies on lenseview's post's.
        Like I told you, pay back's a bitch. & yes, I am old as you've implied to me in a PM, but MATURE enough to stop this nonsense, are you? As far as the subject of this conversation goes that's it! End of story! It's dropped!Let it go. You go you're way, I'll go my way. But don't flame me or my NS buddies. Have a good day...
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GlamourGirl1 year, 4 months ago

you guys are all nuts in here :) I think that Doc is cool!
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  BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Yeah GG, that's why we tend to call it 'Nutscape"
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    foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago
    
    that puts me in the right place!
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dadesider1 year, 4 months ago

How about a 1.75???
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  dadesider1 year, 4 months ago
  
  This is a remnant from an earlier post, but if it gets a(plus sign), I will keep posting...
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    Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago
    
    LOL!!!!! That was super funny!
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    2.0???
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