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Posted by: capnews 1 year, 2 months ago

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Bush's declaration makes people in Los Angeles eligible for rehab, counseling and other programs to help them recover from Lohan-related damage.

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SlapALib1 year, 2 months ago

There will also be aid to help people in LA with the side effects stemming from the Agent Paris dousing.
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  libsRfunny1 year, 2 months ago
  
  I heard they spirited Paris off to a secret prison, water-boarded her, and she asked if they knew any other "water sports." They determined she had no significant information.
  Perhaps Lohan will be next.
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Charlson1 year, 2 months ago

hilarious...I've come to the conclusion that every generation has their bozos. Lohan and Bush are respresentatives for each of their respective generations. Lohan is yet to prove if she's even up to Bush's standards. So far, she has only hurt a few people and herself while Bush has hurt far more and is undeterred in continuing his insanity.
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  foksipayne1 year, 2 months ago
  
  Come on, this is supposed to be funny.
  A place to get away from the crap we already know...
  ;(
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Macondo1 year, 2 months ago

Thanks Cap.
Not only the L.L. item but the entire bulletin is great.
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Mintyfunk1 year, 2 months ago

Pretty funny stuff.
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  virgocha3 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Lindsay Lohan, she is very pretty.
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    pookka3 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    sure, and she is sexy
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2sidestoeverything1 year, 2 months ago

LOL good one cap.
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Zaahn1 year, 2 months ago

Now this is funny. Sad, but funny.
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Truzseeker1 year, 2 months ago

Gads, what a circus and useless distraction.
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  foksipayne1 year, 2 months ago
  
  I guess Bush fails again with so many disasters like L.L. left unclaimed!
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tehranchik1 year, 2 months ago

This should have been done long ago!
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WCFIELDS1 year, 2 months ago

L.A. sure knows how to put itself on the map!
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  Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago
  
  Question is....who keeps taking it off the map???
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toph19731 year, 2 months ago

Oh no. Imagine what a disaster this will be when FEMA arrives.
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

Where's "hell of a job" Brownie when you need him?
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Truzseeker1 year, 2 months ago

I guess someone didn't understand what I said. I live in the Los Angeles area, and its not just Linsay, its Hilton, and all of the other celebrities getting into trouble that seems to be more important to television news than anything else.
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  marshx1 year, 2 months ago
  
  broadcasters tend to pay more attention to what brings them the most audience, so no suprises there.
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    icono11 year, 2 months ago
    
    It is about market-share which increases the advertiser's target audience.
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itsme21 year, 2 months ago

"Otherwise we're headed for a disaster of Tara Reid proportions." LOL that is too funny!
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BronxBomber1 year, 2 months ago

I suppose they'll find this as a good excuse to raise taxe$ yet again.
=o(
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  Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago
  
  What ISN'T a good excuse for tax hikes???
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FredDamonIII1 year, 2 months ago

Another reason the Republican Party is suffering with stupid comments from a stupid republican president who is masking the real issues at home and devoting our dollars to a losing war. I'm voting for Fred Thomspon in 2008!! At least he can act! (We have the same first name, LOL)!
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  agentX1 year, 2 months ago
  
  I'm pretty sure it's a joke, like TheOnion.com
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Ginder1 year, 2 months ago

lol i found it funny :D
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PCleary1 year, 2 months ago

Is this really what the President is using his time for with all the other problems that he and others have caused. I think Mr. President needs to spend more time concentrating on real important issues that effect us normal everyday citizens rather than worrying about Hollywood celebs who don't live in the real world. Now I know why this country is going into the crapper, too much fantasy, not enough reality.
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  MajJohn9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  We need more reality shows!
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ETproductions1 year, 2 months ago

Hey, how about adding her to the EPA Superfund Toxic Waist Site list. With all that stuff she's been ingesting, she can't possible be detoxed by a regular rehab program.
http://www.epa.gov/superfund/index.htm
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poolshooter41 year, 2 months ago

you gotta lot of nerve Dubyaat least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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poolshooter41 year, 2 months ago

you gotta lot of nerve Dubya at least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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prevgofreka1 year, 2 months ago

LOL
Its cool!
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