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Tyson Foods Inc. and Syntroleum Corp. are set to announce plans for a $150 million pilot plant that would turn fat from liposuctioned Americans into fuel, The Wall Street Journal Online reported on Monday.

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    ind061 year, 3 months ago

    I know at least one person who could probably power the entire state for a year.

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      deathray1 year, 3 months ago

      I could run a city on my own, at the very least.

      You could supplement that with a series of treadmills, with a picure of me behind them, and DRS victims trying to run away.

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    ind061 year, 3 months ago

    Dadesider! You are insane-o fast!

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      dadesider1 year, 3 months ago

      I'm just lying in the weeds...

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      Formidable1 year, 3 months ago

      Rosies' Truck and Donut Stop! We give you gas!

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        ind061 year, 3 months ago

        Rosie's Truck and Donut Stop! We power the world!

        Or perhaps: Rosie! That giant sucking sound is PURE ENERGY my friend!

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        BronxBomber1 year, 3 months ago

        I alone could make a killing on this market.

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          RedRiverJ1 year, 3 months ago

          One could open a station and call it BUTT STOP.......Slogan The Butt Stops here??????

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            natashas1 year, 3 months ago

            I always like to give something for a good cause, LOL!

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              2sidestoeverything1 year, 3 months ago

              I'm in with what I have to give we should be able to stop importing gas today. 8~P

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                Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 3 months ago

                Unfortunately methane is a greenhouse gas too.

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                  ETproductions1 year, 3 months ago

                  Let's not forget the energy wasted in methane production after eating burritos and the like. A few pinto beans or black beans and I'm ready to run Times Square for a whole evening.

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                    Bluecollardem1 year, 3 months ago

                    You ever wonder what they REALLY do with all that fat? I

                    told my family it is put in pig feed while we were eating ribs and ...lets just say I ruined dinner.

                    Some people have no sense of humor.

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                      AntiNeoCon1 year, 3 months ago

                      Yes and we could have "fat" drives much like the current blood drives. I'll volunteer, being skinny again would be okay with me.

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                        itsme21 year, 3 months ago

                        Ill volunteer my behind!!! MOAF that cracks me up thanks indy!

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