Our Nuclear Power Program made us Superhero Mutants »
Posted By rider87 1 year, 2 months ago in HumorWe can no longer deny the facts: We need code-named heroes to fight the super-villains of tomorrow. Unless our government prioritizes scientific research and its resulting freak accidents, we have no one but ourselves to blame when we are unable to protect ourselves from robot executioners, giant creatures from the Earth's core, or invasions from t
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2sidestoeverything1 year, 2 months ago
We need to get on this where are the protesters we need our superheroes. :~}
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getanapple1 year, 2 months ago
Looks like they tried this kind of experiment on GWB and it had rather strange effect of creating "stay-the-course-man."
Americas Choice for a super hero two times in a row by national ballot. First time GWB beat our the more popular Eco-friendly-man simply by staying the course through the hanging chad counting.
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joeeddie1 year, 2 months ago
From the article:
"Not one agency devoted to the public interest is staffed by a genetic mutant."
Are we really certain about this? I have many hypotheses I'd like to explore.
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AmericanIdiot1 year, 2 months ago
I was wondering what caused my condition *thid leg syndrom* since i never took viagra!
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MajJohn1 year, 2 months ago
I used to be able to leap tall buildings and then I was reduced to short blonds, now sadly I can't leap at all. I've been mixing pond frogs and old watch dials in my blender and using the resulting mixture on my leaper. I've been advised that after 6 months of applications I may be able to leap again.
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agentX1 year, 2 months ago
"Unless our government prioritizes scientific research and its resulting freak accidents, we have no one but ourselves to blame when we are unable to protect ourselves from robot executioners, giant creatures from the Earth's core, or invasions from the Skrull Empire."
replace Skrulls with Iran, and you would have the sum total of the Bush Administration argument.
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Macondo1 year, 2 months ago
This is the first assay about our wars making any sense to me during the last 6 years.
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