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United States Annexes Mexico

Humor – President Bush made history yesterday when he signed into law a bill that gives ownership of the country of Mexico to the United States.

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-08-07 08:03:07

tchef

Funny, and that picture of Dick Cheney, disturbing, very disturbing!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-08-07 08:47:13

Uncle Dave

Do we get the rights to Cinco de Mayo?!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2007-08-07 09:02:25

ranchhand

good one dave Wonder how they will handle the 4th of July? Does that mean we have to start taking naps again?

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2007-08-07 09:11:43

Uncle Dave

I'm retired and a great proponent of napping. Except when I'm driving, of course.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-08-07 10:37:42

anjamerret

Very funny.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2007-08-07 11:15:47

AmericanIdiot

But seriously, Bush just came back from Ottawa last week to discuss the Pan American superhighway, the North east energy corridor, and North American Union. This 'humor' is too close to the truth.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-08-07 11:54:58

wallyone

Bush just came back from Ottawa last week>>>>

very funny article but on a serious note, i am surprised that any country would invite bush to come.. how many would willing invite pure evil to come for a visit??

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-07 13:52:57

blueocean

sounds like trouble

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-08-07 14:47:55

david_nwpa

So when we go to Mexico, can we start drinking the water again, or does it still have to be boiled before drinking it?

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-08-07 15:05:11

BronxBomber

Why not? I mean we already annexed 'Taco Bell' why not go all the way?

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-08-07 15:16:57

SlapALib

Why not? We can give a lot of people who were going to illegally immigrate over here jobs guarding the new southern border. It's win-win.

And plus when the NAU is complete, we'll have also annexed Canada.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-07 23:44:44

TednGilbertAZ

NAU IS complete... have a few friends who graduated from there as well as ASU and UofA... lol.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-08 00:38:10

StarBright

Why not?

The U.S. took the first half of Mexico in the mid 1800's. Why not take the remaining half now---why wait?

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-08 01:50:09

History Ferret

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! VERY FUNNY; VERY FUNNY.

BUT FOR THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER. IF YOU HAVE INTERNET CONNECTION, TYPE IN MEXICO TO CANADA HIGHWAY. AND THIS IS NOT VERY FUNNY, I REPEAT AGAIN NOT VERY FUNNY. BUT THE HIGHWAY IS 12 LANES WIDE, 1 QUARTER OF A MILE WIDE; RUNNING FROM MEXICO TO CANADA, NAFTA HIGHWAY.

Highway from Mexico thru U.S. into Canada is in the works Nasco Corridor. From the Bill that President Bill Clinton signed into law before he was put out of Office as President. But Mexico, the United States, and Canada are ancient Brothers. They are All Israelites by name, joining themselves together as Europe is. They are Israelites too. All Israelites are not JEWS. The Jewish peoples are 1/14 the Tribes of the Kingdom of Israel. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! on you. VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY. You can stop laughing now.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-16 00:20:16

AntiNeoCon

Hey we need the extra lanes for the drug traffic. :)

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-08-08 02:20:21

Radiofreeeuropa

Hmmm.

How about a nice ham sandwich?

Didn't we already do that once?

Texas.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-08-08 08:42:35

Charlson

ANOTHER VIEW: Texas should annex Mexico and secede from the US. Bush can declare himself king and dictator of the nation called Texico and then invade Venezuela for it's oil. After 10 years of sending the poor and mercenaries to fight his war while declaring it's God's will that the rich get richer, he is defeated by his own country men of Texico and hanged.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-08-08 12:50:49

ranchhand

We plan on seceding were trying to keep it secret that way Bush is on your side You get to keep the SPOILS and him

I hope you haven't ruined the surprise

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