Don't Trust Rich People - No Matter How Nice They Seem »
Posted By makemesmile 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorOne afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
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m-simon1 year, 3 months ago
I like John Edward's idea of driving Drs. out of the profession by driving up the cost of malpractice insurance.
The Brits have an even better system for doing the same.
Single payer.
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jumpmaster1 year, 3 months ago
jai61,
You sound like a true warrior in the class warfare battle. You really fell for it, didn't you?
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marshx1 year, 3 months ago
lol, he'd rather Juses concentrates on his 'more important' problems!!!
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ADAGUY1 year, 3 months ago
I once knew a republican farmer who had a hog with one hind leg gone. The animal actually had a peg leg in place of the right Ham. Curiosity got the best of me, and I asked the farmer how the hog got the peg leg. The farmer responded:
About a year ago, I bought that hog, planning to butcher it that afternoon. I was workin' on my tractor after I got home, when the tractor vibrated off the jack and fell on me. It was running, and fuel spilled, the tractor caught fire and I was going to be burned alive. But for some reason, that hog immediately rooted under me, grabbed the cuff of my pants, and drug me out from under the burnin' tractor. It saved my life!"
"Thats interesting!" I exclaimed, but it doesn't explain the peg leg."
"Well" said the farmer, "ever since he saved my life, I just ain't had the heart to eat him all at once!"
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evelyna1 year, 3 months ago
Carl Roove went to 3-4 colleges and never earned a degree. He is one class away from the degree. That is what a lot of my friends say who majored in partying 101.
Yet they expect people to have college for a minor clerk position.
Oh well, you do not have to be educated to be greedy.
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t5grrr1 year, 3 months ago
This just had to be a Democrat, he is a lawyer after all, and he did help the poor folks. Definitely a Democrat.
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m-simon1 year, 3 months ago
97% of lawyers give the other 3% a bad name.
Nifong.
But, he was a Democrat appealing to the diverse community of Durham.
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Solfleur1 year, 3 months ago
Someone wrote:
Thats a republican,,, Screw all the people that need help in out own country. Spend our tax dollars everywhere else in the world. Republicans can knock Democrats all they want,,, the fact is ,Theres no crook worse than a Republican.
PERFECTLY STATED... BRAVO!!!
forgive me if this post doesn't work.. apparently quoting other posters is a no no.
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tryingtofindmyway1 year, 3 months ago
The real problem is all of you simpletons who have been conned into the political parties polarization tactics. The Republicans teach their loyal subjects that the Democrats are the root of all evil. The Democrats teach their loyal subjects that Republicans are the root of all evil. The truth of the matter is, both political parties are in the game for their own survival, growth, and profit, whatever that takes, just like modern corporations. And like the loyal sheep you are, you buy hook, line, and sinker everything they throw you. BRAVO!!!
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Bowhuntress1 year, 3 months ago
Its too funny how people on here can take a simple joke like this, and turn it into politics... Its a JOKE!! Your suppose to laugh and go on with your day..
And also the Joke with the farmer and the Peg leg hog... Is too funny also.. Godd job guys, Thanks for making me laugh first thing this morning.. Thats what life is all about.. starting your day off with a smile.
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