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Administration officials saddened by Rove's departure expressed pleasure at the career move, saying "if anyone belongs in hell, it's Karl."

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    Hullios1 year, 1 month ago
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    Dicax_Maximus1 year, 1 month ago

    LMAO......

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      Charlson1 year, 1 month ago

      And not so far off the mark. Great find.

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        sumptuousdigs1 year, 1 month ago

        My boss is retiring today, now he and Rove can go butt heads!

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          nccneon1 year, 1 month ago

          I envy you. Hope your new boss is not 'same as the old boss'

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          Commodore11 year, 1 month ago

          No, not Rove. Just send the democrats in his place. U figure Rove is worth about what? 50 democrats?

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            crespi1 year, 1 month ago

            Find some really EVIL GENIUS Democrats?

            Good luck...

            Rove was the best heinous freak ever.

            Caging? Evilly brilliant. His abusive tactics, and "shredding" the Constitution make him a Neocon hero.

            But an enemy of America.

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            AntiNeoCon1 year, 1 month ago

            Not true Commodore, Rove wouldn't make a pimple on a good mans Arse, including democrats.

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            2sidestoeverything1 year, 1 month ago

            Shouldn't this be under news? LOL good one cap.

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              hamy1 year, 1 month ago

              I think it's hysterical!!

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                Teech1 year, 1 month ago

                The Devil is always looking for a few good men.

                When Bush and Cheney are done here, their services can be useful, also.

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                splitrch1 year, 1 month ago

                How do you know?

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                  NeoWiccan1 year, 1 month ago

                  As long as I'm not going there, it's f'ing hilarious :)

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                    ETproductions1 year, 1 month ago

                    FTA: "It's a shame, really," said Hillary Clinton from the campaign trail. "Here I was, all ready to respond with a rapid, effective counterpunch whenever Karl attacked me. It would have helped me look tough and decisive. What do I do now? It's not like I can just go invade a wrong country to prove I'm strong. I'm stumped."

                    Why not invade Venezuela, Hill? Chavez is enormously unpopular among the American People. After all, knocking off an unpopular Saddam worked for GWB in '04.

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                      mcgrievysr1 year, 1 month ago

                      ETproductions----"Why not invade Venezuela, Hill? Chavez is enormously unpopular among the American People. After all, knocking off an unpopular Saddam worked for GWB in '04"

                      Sorry, ET, 75% of us have come to our senses so that "invasion maneuver" won't work anymore. :-)

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                      joeeddie1 year, 1 month ago

                      I voted for this story because of the picture. I imagine it is what Rosemary might deliver if she had a tryst with Al Gore.

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                        splitrch1 year, 1 month ago

                        sorry dude, meant to give you a neg.

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                        kobzikov1 year, 1 month ago

                        I guess Cheney needed him in hell more then in the White House.

                        It's only understandable, for as evil as devils in hell might be even they wouldn't be able to practice their "enhanced interrogation techniques" with proper precision without oversight by Cheney or his trusty first hand man.

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                          itsme21 year, 1 month ago

                          funny thanks cap.

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                            buyer111us1 year, 1 month ago

                            If this is you guys idea of something funny, maybe the face of your mother is hysterical.

                            Get a life idiots.

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                              BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

                              Why don't you go to a roof, and jump into a conclusion? 'idiot'

                              btw - I heard you're mother had a loud bark...

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                            xlegultx1 year, 1 month ago

                            You give nothing to think about but a great deal of fuel for my effigy.

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                              capecoralM1 year, 1 month ago

                              Just curious. You have some pretty strong words there. "Rot in Hell"? What did Carl Rove do to you?

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                                BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

                                I dunno if even the Devil would allow such competition...

                                =o[

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                                  splitrch1 year, 1 month ago

                                  You give the bum way too much credit. The real question is why was he allowed to do his swiftboating unchecked? It's not just Kerry. McCain got Karl's tender loving attention back in 2000. 2 war heroes who didn't stand up to a puss. I'll never understand it. I suppose if you want to defeat a slimeball you have to act like one yourself. I think Democrats need to get in the gutter with this sort of trash and beat them at their own game.

                                  Poor McCain. He might have been a great President.

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                                  Dademon1 year, 1 month ago

                                  What will Dubaya do for brains now? Someone should buy him one of those fortune telling eight balls to make decisions by. Who knows he may have a sterling year left shaking his balls.

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                                    AntiNeoCon1 year, 1 month ago

                                    What will Dubaya do for brains now?

                                    Same as before.....without!

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                                    slate1 year, 1 month ago

                                    ohhhhhhh this makes ya all tingly I bet

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                                      NelsonR1 year, 1 month ago

                                      You must admit, Rove is the proverbial A-one salesperson. I listened to his rhetoric and I must admit, he is quite adapt at persuasion even though his rhetoric base is suicidal. I give him credit for being the force within Bush's supreme totalitarian government. Read between the lines and Rove will be enlightened for his egotistical paranoid personality. Hitler had this attribute and my question, did the Germans benefit? The man is a true abomination on humanity yet even his own personality fails to recognize this one truth. By the way Bush is still the idiot of the century for America, it could change if he only went back to the ingesting of drugs, just maybe his policies would improve.

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                                        better-make-friends-with-americans1 year, 1 month ago

                                        NelsonR: Another Liberal Kook

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                                      dotsie_d1 year, 1 month ago

                                      DAMN! I always said if Bush and his cronies were going to heaven I wanted to rot in hell. I guess I have to change my plans!

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                                        klr601 year, 1 month ago

                                        In my opinion, Bush & his cronies are leading the US into oblivion. We don't need to be in afghanistan, or Iraq. They don't want us there-when will these presidents see the truth? We could be rebuilding Louisiana & other parts of the country, insted of wasting money overseas. Healyhcare, medicare, for the seniors comes first-in my opinion. If Bush had any real "family", in iraq-am sure it would be different-this admin. has been corrupt from the start-geez-i can't wait until the little illerate gets out-klr60

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                                          better-make-friends-with-americans1 year, 1 month ago

                                          Funny how an article meant to be humorous inevitably brings out the deep rooted hatred in you liberals.

                                          President Bush has an MBA from Harvard....Gore is a flunky

                                          President Clinton was sitting in the oval office, when an aide came in and dropped a piece of paper on his desk.

                                          "What is that?" asked President Clinton.

                                          "the new abortion bill" the aide replied.

                                          "Well geez, go ahead and pay it quick, before Hillary sees it!" The President exclaimed.

                                          now that's funny

                                          lighten up libs......

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                                            cardcarryingkissmyassliberal1 year, 1 month ago

                                            So what's wrong with deep-rooted hatred? You've earned it. So has Bush, who chooses to govern from the far right rather than the middle. This is a moderate nation at heart -- not conservative like you, not liberal like me -- and Bush has far from "made friends with Americans." He and his idealogical cronies represent nothing but the special interests of the very rich...in other words, the true elites. Unless you're very wealthy, dude, you've been taken in, taken advantage of, and just plain taken. Why on earth wouldn't I hate the people who are doing that to my country?

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                                          klr601 year, 1 month ago

                                          get real better!-klr60

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