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  ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

  Children and musical comedy...Does the Disney Channel have no values at all?!

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    SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

    Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa hold the phone let's not go too far here.

    Deedee Doodle is one hot tamale. She's priming the pump for a nation of oversexed heterosexual men. Maybe with some crazy fetishes, but that's really beside the point.

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      SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

      At least until VH1 premieres "Rock Of Love With Rooney Doodle".

      Contestant #8 - Rachel S.: "I'm falling hard for this blue haired rocker. Oh, and Jen B. is a total s1ut."

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        capecoralM11 months, 1 week ago

        Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York will return $850,000 in campaign donations raised by Norman Hsu, a businessman now in custody in Colorado on a warrant tied to an investment-fraud case in the 1990s, The Wall Street Journal reported.

        Clinton, the frontrunner in most polls for the Democratic presidential nomination, will return donations to around 260 donors recruited by Hsu. Her campaign said it would also implement measures to screen out big fundraisers with criminal records, the Journal said.

        Who are the 260 donors I ask and why is this not on the front page of Libscape? This is as bigger than the recent Craig scandal that dominated the media outlet but not a peep about the Clinton "Culture of Corruption" How telling of the media bias that so many deny. Gay's in Musicals? Who would have known?

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          browntiger11 months, 1 week ago

          Get my negative for posting something unrelated topics.

          Why is that a scandal? Money came from US donors. "Culture of Corruption" - is when donor benefits from donation... You know like most republicans...

          Obviously Hsu did not benefited in any way.

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          Blackacereturn11 months, 1 week ago

          So what, should she know the history of every doner? This is just a fool thing to post who cares it's not like she and this person planned this crime. Just hush.

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          bigG11 months, 1 week ago

          I am a little confused and certainly wouldn't try to make excuses for the Clintons, but I have a hard time believing that they would knowingly accept money from the guy if they knew he wasn't legit. It could only hurt them, and I think they are smarter than that.

          Craig is clearly a flamer who won't, even now, admit it. I think that coming from the "party of morals and family values", that is a bigger issue. It is becoming a series of the same type of scandals. Remind you of a religion where they covered that type of stuff up and are now paying off like a slot machine that just got hit?

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            ZippySpincycle11 months, 1 week ago

            Senator Widestance can't sing to save his life, either.

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      DoerNotASayer11 months, 1 week ago

      While I concur on the hotness of the female doodlebug, I think that it is all a conspiricy to get us to buy clothes made from petrolium product based fabics at Wal-mart.

      Shiny clothes never looked so good.

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        BronxBomber11 months, 1 week ago

        True, but unless they glow in the dark it's simply not feasible...

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        SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

        Best global warming I ever endorsed.

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    patnmeril11 months, 1 week ago

    Spoken like a true homophobe with gay tendencies. Don't worry tho, if you protest loud enough you won't have time to wonder why you find yourself checking out the guys at the gym

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      jaspersneed11 months, 1 week ago

      By golly Joe, your parents just called, and talked me into it. Now I'm gay. Goddammit, what am I gonna tell my wife?

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      jaspersneed11 months, 1 week ago

      I know -- I'll tell her I went full circle, and now I'm a lesbian. She'll probably go for that.

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      melanie0011 months, 1 week ago

      like i said earlier.. "I refuse to be labeled "homophobe" because the media is telling us what our moral belief system should be. We live in America.. and the last time i checked i had a right to have a moral standing on something without harrassment. The last place i want to get my moral influence is from the media.. the day that you all start getting married to your brothers and sisters.. and then eventually your pets is the day i move the hell out of here.."

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    marshx11 months, 1 week ago

    any specific evidence you can point at?

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      bigG11 months, 1 week ago

      You need to go drink a six pack.

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        tkyrchncs11 months, 1 week ago

        Then he'll want to go out and beat up some queers. Or go looking for some tearoom trade, and who knows where he's been?

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      sezwho11 months, 1 week ago

      say it ain't so Joe! I really hope you're laughing. You are, aren't you? I mean you really don't believe that crap do you? First if you don't and you're just busting our chops, well it's a good one and I got a big laugh too.

      But if you really believe it, you need a new life. Your're scared to death of homosexuality aren't you. I'd guess you're not too secure in your own sexual identity. I'd guess that you think you're the world's best lovers only to have been shot down by more than one lady - and probably a guy or two. Like the Moral Morons before and after you who rail against homosexuality, you know you want it. Just admit it.

      On the serious side Joe... where did you get this information on how gays recruit? Are you sure someone wasn't recruiting you? Boy I'm gonna keep my kids home from school from now on, I sure don't want them turing gay.

      BTW Joe, I hear you're a Taliban. Is it true Joe? I mean I don't want to start anything here, but are you a terrorist Joe, are you?

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      Fangarius11 months, 1 week ago

      Only one minor flaw with this theorem, Joe, if this was true, then you've stumbled on the most subversive form of mind control over the planet.

      Because the truth is, just because someone starts the rumour, then later influences the person, doesn't necessarily mean the person in general will "become" gay.

      That's like claiming someone developing a "gay ray" that'll transform any heteorsexual person into a homosexual one. The last time I checked people do have minds of their own, and can choose whether or not to gay regardless of influences or preferences.

      Besides the inside joke of this satrical article falls on the stereotype about gays and musicals. Not to mention the fact after one of the actresses was caught posing nude, she immediately apologized to Disney. Yet, when a rumour broke out that Zac Efron and some actors did the same thing, they were applauded for it.

      Basically it's a joke about how we stereotype all people, esp. homosexuals.

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        Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

        You got it right...Joe is indeed a Talibanana...

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      jaspersneed11 months, 1 week ago

      "....'everyone else can see it, why can't you? You're gay!' It's a mind game gays love to play on kids going through puberty. It's a gay thing.it's a common practice and it's recruitment."

      Sounds exactly like what the Moonies tried with me one time. "C'mon, you KNOW you want to give us all your money and renounce your lifelong relationships..." Sounded tempting. They'd have had me, but I couldn't hang with the mandatory early morning calisthenics. And the fact that Sun Myung Moon was insane. But what a pitch...

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      inkyboy0711 months, 1 week ago

      In my lifetime and after several years of being on various forums, I have heard some tales which I would have to consider amusing, laughable, silly, unreasonable, ignorant, uneducated, and just downright "you have to be kidding" crazy. I will have to admit that it has been a long time since someone has been able to concoct a tale that has nearly made me "wet me drawers" but you have been successful. I know that I have given you some negatives in the past for some of your tales but this one made me laugh so hard that I am going to have to give you a good rating simply because this figment of your imagination is absolutely to f u c h i n g funny for words. If laughter is the best medicine then you are a doctor of world renown.

      I can not stop giggling about this tale even though I am sorry that you had that happen to you.

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    johninkorea11 months, 1 week ago

    next you will say all the boys bands of the 80s and 90s were recruiting the next generation of gays, with their tight clothes and shirtless bodies

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    twangster11 months, 1 week ago

    If anything is poking America up the back side it's hypocritical neo conservatives.

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    inkyboy0711 months, 1 week ago

    Joesixinch please join up before Oct. 31. If you tell them I was your recruitment person then I get a free toaster and a ticket to the See Colin Farrell Naked lottery. I really need it because you know that white bread needs a little color before one spreads goo on it for taste and even you would look at Colin if he tossed it out in the locker room.

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    wickedwizdom11 months, 1 week ago

    I'm sorry. I don't understand why "grown" adults are making such a big deal about this high school musical. For one, some Disney movies do have "gay scenes." Let us examine Mulan, where a girl dresses up as a boy. Or Shrek, when Pinochio is wearing woman's undergarments. Grow up people. Stop over analzying everything and worry about our children's future. A movie is not going to turn our children gay. Let us teach our children acceptance toward all humans being; straight, bi, gay, blue, black, green etc. "Though shall not judge."

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      Teaselle11 months, 1 week ago

      Where do you get this? Dressing up as a soldier to protect her father and defending her country is gay? Wearing women's undergarment does not make you gay.

      People do need to grow up and movies do not turn our children gay, I agree with you there.

      People need to stop trying to interject their own beliefs into innocent. First it was the Teletubbies, then Spongebob. Goodness do these groups have nothing better to do!!!!

      As Whoopi Goldberg say, if you're against gays and gay marriage, then don't marry one. You don't have to be around it. Stop judging and leave the gay and lesbian community alone. They are trying to live their lives like everyone else.

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        kedirian11 months, 1 week ago

        Some folks, as a result of wrenching their secret inclinations into the correct corset of straight-Christianity, wind up with a twisted mind! You wonder what enjoyment they get out of Life?......

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          NoSpinDave11 months, 1 week ago

          please dont make this a Christian issue. These people represent mainstream Christians about as much as Cindy Sheean represents liberals...err, wait...she does represent main stream liberals.

          Maybe I should have chosen a different example.

          Michael Moore perhaps....lol?

          BTW, the story is a joke clown.

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          tkyrchncs11 months, 1 week ago

          The corset could be cool, especially with tall high-heeled boots.

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      SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

      I spoke to Pinochio and he said the women's undergarments were strictly a comfort thing.

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        BronxBomber11 months, 1 week ago

        Was his nose growing?

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          Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

          Just enough for her comfort...

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            zaphod11 months, 1 week ago

            Hey, It worked for Joe Namath

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      banmojo11 months, 1 week ago

      "Though shall not judge." is a phrase found in the Bible. This book also contains several passages which imply that sex outside of marriage ('marriage' also is described in the Bible, and is ALWAYS clearly referred to as a union between a MAN and a WOMAN, the 2 halves of the whole) with ANYTHING be it a member of the opposite sex, a member of the SAME sex, an animal, a member of your FAMILY --> IS 'SIN', and in the Old Testament writings God instructed His people how to punish the transgressors.

      Fact is, gay sex between strange men is a major public health risk, as is ANY risky sex (condoms BREAK people!), so besides what God has told us about it, modern science agrees.

      HIV wouldn't be as prevalent if it weren't for the pillow biters. Tuberculosis wouldn't be making a comeback in the states if not for the immunocompromised state of all those HIV infected GAY MEN.

      Oddly enough, the same libbies who scoff at a Creating God ALSO scoff at Darwin. Think about it.

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        traveler200011 months, 1 week ago

        The same bible seems to allow rape and gan-rape and cutting the victims (woman) boddy in several (12) pieces.

        Genesis 19:7-8 and Judges 19:23-4

        Is that the moral lesson from the bible??

        There are more passages with such "strange" moral lessons and guides.

        So that's (rape, cutting victims into pieces)not a sin?

        So, please don't use the bible to tell others what to do or not, or to condemn and judge homosexuality and "gay sex".

        If it wasn't for the airplanes and/or world travel, we wouldn't have pandemics. If it wasn't for the invention of fire, we wouldn't have burn victims (and would eat raw meet...).

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          SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

          You take those passages to mean rape, murder, and dismemberment are a good thing?

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            traveler200011 months, 1 week ago

            Sorry, a little misprint in what I said:

            It actualy defends sending your wife and/or childere to be raped and so on.

            I don't know of any decent man that would do that.

            They would rather fight to the death and defend their wife and specially their doughters rather than to "sell" the merchandise by adding they are virgins...

            In other passages, massmurder is demanded by God, or rape of the all the woman of the "ennemies" who just happen to be on "their????" land.

            e.g.

            Joshua 6:21 (Jericho)

            numbers 31:18 (kill all woman, except the virgin to keep for yourself ...i.o.w. to rape

            Deuteronomy 20

            and so on....

            So as a guide to good sexual life or good moral, I don't think the bible is the greatest book.

            Actualy, if it wasn't for the fact that it is a religious and "holly" book" it would be cencured as "for adults only", if not completely forbiden for racisme, inciting to violence, inciting or defending rape and killing, etc .....

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              SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

              How do you know Lot didn't make the offer because he knew the men would turn it down to illustrate their single mindedness?

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                traveler200011 months, 1 week ago

                Oh, I see,.....

                So, you take the risk with your wife and daughter???

                Glad I'm not one of them...

                But then of course, I'm not "a believer" ...

                Any way, you still have all the other stories, a few I indicated in previous text.

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                  SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

                  You have to understand, that the tale of Lot is a story not a history.

                  Other stories? You mean like the one from Judges about dismemberment? Bear in mind the next line which basically says, "We Israelites haven't seen depravity like this since our days as slaves in Egypt." Then we move onto inter-tribal warfare which nearly leads to the extermination of the tribe of Benjamin.

                  Remember that Judges are stories about Jewish apostasy, what happens as a result, and the inspired leader (the Judge) who brings redemption.

                  I mean seriously, the Philistines find out that Samson's strength comes from his hair then chain him up in their temple and let it grow back so he can pull the place down. Were the Philistines really that stupid?

                  Some of the stories in the Old Testament are to make theological points, not to be literal guides on how to act.

                  And I'm not a believer either, but I'm also not going to make puerile commentaries on the Bible to try and indict believers either.

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    uncl5611 months, 1 week ago

    As someone who hauls Broadway plays around this country,I would almost positively have to say,If a movie turned you gay,there must have been a lot of kids watching these movies.My only question is,what about Mickey's wizard hat in the first full length movie,and all the wild scenery,did that make everyone a sexual deviate or drug addict.I thought the Liberal stance was to allow people to do as they please.Grease must have been a pip for these people to watch.Hoods and gay dancers in one show.WOW!!I feel like "Pink undies"tonight after all this!!Gotta "luv" me!!

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    Blackacereturn11 months, 1 week ago

    This is stupid your kid was always gay, no musical or anything else will make them gay. Get it through your thick head you made them GAY no one else!!! This gay thing is on you!

    It's time parents own up to their part in who and what their darn kids are. When they shoot up a school they are f-ing crazy not good kids who made a mistake...the little brats were never good and you did a ******ty job at raising them!You made excuses when they killed the cat then the dog what the f did you think they were going to be doctors?

    It just get's my goat that other kids that do the same thing are just crooks but your little school shooter is misguided...he/she is a damn crook!

    And your kid was born gay nothing made them that way but your stupid ass and nature!

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      lvrofwolves11 months, 1 week ago

      Parents don't make their children gay.

      Gays do not recruit.

      Some gays don't even like musicals, and some have never even seen one.

      Plenty of gays before musicals :-)

      p.s joesixpack- maybe you should consider becoming a writter, mixing comedy and tragedy so well..you'd be a hit!!!

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  MaryLynn_11 months, 2 weeks ago

  THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS LINK. SORRY ABOUT ALL CAPS STILL RECOVERING FROM SURGERY.

  Meanwhile, Disney CEO Robert A. "Bob" Iger released a statement yesterday disputing the claims. "There are absolutely, positively no homosexual undertones in either of our High School Musical movies, nor in any of the CDs, DVDs, posters, clothing or thousands of other related items available at Disney.com," said Iger.

  "Unless you think maybe that there might be a market for it," he added.

  DOES THIS MEAN IF THEY FELT THERE WAS A MARKET FOR IT THEN THEY ADD IT?

  I THINK THE MAN HAS A PROBLEM.

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    ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

    ""DOES THIS MEAN IF THEY FELT THERE WAS A MARKET FOR IT THEN THEY ADD IT?""

    Well, that would be the joke anyways.

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    globalwarmer11 months, 1 week ago

    Its a joke silly, its not a real story.

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  natashas11 months, 2 weeks ago

  LOL, is this movie that bad? I will have to rent it.

  I will let you know if I change gender appreciation.

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    ind0611 months, 1 week ago

    You'd be helping further the cause of SCIENCE!

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    studentambassador11 months, 1 week ago

    Oh yes...it's that bad. I personally found it excruciating, but everyone around me only found it poor. Your choice.

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      AlphaGnosis11 months, 1 week ago

      lol

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    Blackacereturn11 months, 1 week ago

    I saw some of it and i tell ya that lead Girl on man...oops i mean the lead Guy yes that's what i mean it changed me like that zapppppp! Just Gay me right up.

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  GrainOfSand11 months, 2 weeks ago

  ROTFL!! Like when Jerry Falwell thought that purple Teletubby was gay, just cuz it was purple and carried a purse. That was funny too!

  The article is hilarious!! Thanks for submitting!!

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  TOtheMOON11 months, 1 week ago

  Thank God for these "conservative watchdog groups". I knew a guy in high school who played football and baseball, but he watched "The Sound of Music" once. He always had a girlfriend, but I always believed that playing sports and dating girls was his 'cover' - he even got married and had some kids. But deep down I always felt he was truly gay because he seemed to enjoy watching that movie.

  We really need to get these smutty shows off the screen before it turns more kids gay! Get more Steven Seagel, Nicholas Cage, Vin Diesel movies out there! Make our boys REAL men!!

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    ETproductions11 months, 1 week ago

    OMG! I watched that insidious movie many years ago. Here I am 63 years old, three kids and 11 grandchildren. Still married. And I never realized that watching the Sound of Music made me gay. Think of all the wonderful, inspiring men's room encounters I have missed over all these years simply because there wasn't a Conservative Watchdog Group to let me know my gender preference had been changed instantly by watching a single movie.

    Thank you for posting this so I can, at this late date, take remedial action!

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      uncle-dave11 months, 1 week ago

      You must immediately watch all of the "Rocky", and "Rambo" movies! DO NOT under any circumstances watch any Rock Hudson movies, particularly the ones with Doris Day!

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        Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

        A good warning!!!

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        postaphis11 months, 1 week ago

        Don't forget John Wayne movies. He was always good at pretending to be a hero.

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          ETproductions11 months, 1 week ago

          Absolutely! That guy singlehandedly won WWII for us. He's such a kick-a$$ hero he was able to wipe out the Japanese army all by himself even while on DEFERMENT!

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        Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

        Uncle Dave;

        Before Rock Hudson died, he was trying to do a movie with Sly Stallone...they even had a project name picked out...

        "Rambutt"

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    Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

    Like Vins "The Pacifier"???

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      TOtheMOON11 months, 1 week ago

      Unless he kills someone I'd wait on that one. Maybe after many many many many hours of intense brutal deaths, but not right away.

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        puffin11 months, 1 week ago

        It wasn't that bad actually, Lmao!

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      johninkorea11 months, 1 week ago

      the teenage boy in that movie was in a musical during the movie, how gay LOL

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    mozzer11 months, 1 week ago

    "The hills are alive..."

    oops, did I say that aloud?

    Ahem, carry on.

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  greyslick11 months, 1 week ago

  I think the only hope our children have if they've seen this movie is to log on to the Internets and get themselves some nudey pics of Vanessa Hudgens! Stat!

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  kelrose45611 months, 1 week ago

  just because a boy loves music, doesn't mean they're gay !

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    Shadowolf11 months, 1 week ago

    Does this mean I can't sing 'Drinkin' my Baby Goodbye' (Charlie Daniels band) 'Flowers on the Wall'(Oak Ridge Boys)

    'Like There Ain't no Yesterday' and 'I'm not strong enough to say no'(Blackhawk)

    Avoid 'I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song'(Jim Croce)

    I sang that one day in 1995 and wound up married!!!

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      SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

      You can sing them, just don't break into song in the middle of a conservation for no particular reason and you'll be fine.

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    BronxBomber11 months, 1 week ago

    kelose456:

    "just because a boy loves music, doesn't mean they're gay !"

    You mean he's not "happy"???

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  medic91b211 months, 1 week ago

  Has anybody checked these people for brain activity?

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    kedirian11 months, 1 week ago

    Yes!

    I believe they are the same ones prominently figuring in the latest research findings regarding "different" brain-activities in Conservatives vs Liberals!

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  2sidestoeverything11 months, 1 week ago

  What we need to do is just ban all musical we can not have our young people turning gay. They may go into politics and have to live secret lives. Thank you indy for bring this to our attention. :~}

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    ETproductions11 months, 1 week ago

    Dial 1-800-TALEBAN

    They already have a program in place to do this.

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      SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

      Put down "1-800-TALEBAN" to music and you might unseat "867-5309" as the greatest phone number song ever.

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    browntiger11 months, 1 week ago

    And don't forget to ban "nacho libre", "" - boy is it gay.

    And anything by Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.

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  uncle-dave11 months, 1 week ago

  This is a rediculous premise. Tab Hunter was in Damn Yankees and he isn't g....... well that's a bad example. What about these guys they aren't gay?

  http://www.waitakibhs.school.nz/Waitakian/1998/...

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  maynuh11 months, 1 week ago

  What an absolute bunch of CRAP!!! What religious fanatic came out with this one?? Nothing causes people to become gay. Either they are or they aren't. Some people have way too much free time on their hands.

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    2sidestoeverything11 months, 1 week ago

    Emergency here. . . Please call 1-800-humor transplant.

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    Charlson11 months, 1 week ago

    This is a humor piece, not to be taken seriously.

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      uncle-dave11 months, 1 week ago

      I kinda like it when they take it seriously!

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        Charlson11 months, 1 week ago

        Oh, sorry. I kind of like it also. Crap.

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        Charlson11 months, 1 week ago

        ?

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          uncle-dave11 months, 1 week ago

          Gotta love that edit button!

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            BronxBomber11 months, 1 week ago

            Too bad they don't have a "retract" button..

            =o/

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              sonofjohn11 months, 1 week ago

              Yup.

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  willottica11 months, 1 week ago

  It's true. Boys should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES be allowed to join singing groups, dancing groups, or acting groups. But we can't outlaw these things completely, because without musicals, girls become lesbians. I don't know how it works.

  Girls need to see a bunch of people singing and dancing in order to fully appreciate men as their sexual preference, but if men sing and dance, they will become gay.

  What we need is good makeup artists (female! putting make up on other people can also turn you gay!) who will make women LOOK like men to star in these musicals. Then some talented sound engineers (MALE! for some reason recording singers doesn't make you gay) to lower the voices of these now manly-looking leading ladies. However, (and this is very important) they MUST DO THIS wearing blindfolds, lest they catch sight of the musical and instantly convert to gayism.

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    Charlson11 months, 1 week ago

    And art...that insidious program used to recruit and train heterosexuals to the other side.

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    mozzer11 months, 1 week ago

    Take heed of willottica's advice. Numerous individuals went gay in gathering this info. Let their sacrifice not be in vain. But I'm sure their living rooms look fantastic!

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  janed91711 months, 1 week ago

  Whereas I don't believe too much exposure to High School Musical could be good for anyone- turning someone gay is ridiculous.

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  mozzer11 months, 1 week ago

  It'll turn your kids gay, and drive the parents insane after hearing that infernal song for the 1000th time:

  "When I hear my favorite song

  I know that we belong

  Oh, you are the music in meeeee"

  Arrrrrgh!!!

  *head explodes*

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  sithlordO211 months, 1 week ago

  There's nothing gayer than the countless "conservatives" being caught in homosexual scandals. Get over it. Nobody just "turns" gay.

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  konor239911 months, 1 week ago

  Well whatever homosexual indoctrination that the movie sends, the nude photos of it's star Vanessa Anne Hudgens, should counter. By the way, she can say whatever she wants, she looks like she's really getting in to being photographed.

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  NoWayMan11 months, 1 week ago

  sounds like James Dobson has some issues he still needs to deal with.

  homophobes are so gay.

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  Tommytutone11 months, 1 week ago

  THIS IS SATIRE FOLKS! NOT REAL AND NOT REAL FUNNY.

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    SlapALib11 months, 1 week ago

    What's the odds of me making a joke about "867-5309/Jenny" joke just to scroll down and see that Tommytutone is actually on the thread?

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    DoerNotASayer11 months, 1 week ago

    Is it hard to tell with neocon news...what is satire and what they really say and believe.

    Who would have thought a gay bashing senator would be trying to pick up dudes in an airport bathroom?

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      AlphaGnosis11 months, 1 week ago

      Actually, he wasn't a gay bashing senator. Check his views.

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        DoerNotASayer11 months, 1 week ago

        So you're saying he never got up and made holier-than-thou speeches about the sanctimony of marriage, and being gay is a sin, and family values, and blah blah blah.

        B.S.

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