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Posted by: makemesmile 11 months ago

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I like this one. "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

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GrainOfSand11 months ago

OMY This is so funny! You made my day. ROTFL!!!!!
My personal favorite: "Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming."
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Charlson11 months ago

Funny's not half of it. Hilarious. Here's one of the lamest pick-up lines: "Hey beautiful, bet you're not afraid of VD."
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Dicax_Maximus11 months ago

Some of those are so bad they're actually not tooooooo bad... In a warped way !!!!!
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itsme211 months ago

Wow I am so glad im not single! lol
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BronxBomber11 months ago

I don't know how women can stand it...
"Hey you're so sweet, I need a shot of insulin!"
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  Shadowolf11 months ago
  
  Nowadays,BB...
  They might give ya a couple of 9mm aspirins!!!
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netblogs11 months ago

a funny pickup line actually works, as long as it doesn't make you look stupid.
thanks for sharing this !
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2sidestoeverything11 months ago

Do men actually use these lines?
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  makemesmile11 months ago
  
  Guess not.. at least if they are serious about that girl :)
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Shadowolf11 months ago

I never did...
I sat near the ladies and let them start the conversation...
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  ecotourusa11 months ago
  
  Hmmm....
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talkentertainment11 months ago

That's so hilarious - how would the next person fill if someone asks like that
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kelrose45611 months ago

thanks for the laugh, do men really use that line ?
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yesbee11 months ago

It could be the pick-up line or I picked my girl friend's best friend to try it out on, not sure which, but #6 sure didn't work.
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david_nwpa11 months ago

These are lines not even a gay man would use to meet people. Not even close.
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Hullios11 months ago

thanks, makemesmile. This is so funny!
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