President Bush To Learn English »
Posted by: capnews 11 months ago124 Comments Report this Story
Supporting the move to make English the country's official language, Bush has stated through an interpreter that he'll learn the language himself.
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traveler200011 months ago
(lol)
It is not nice to make fun of the most powerful man on the world.....
As I'm sure all the people making fun like that are "liberals" and so by definition atheists and probably homosexuals. That would explain this lack of "Christian" charity towards a man who really "means" good and tries his best ....
You should be ashamed of yourselves......
But serioulsly now: will it be UK English or US English??
It "ain't" the same.....
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uncle-dave11 months ago
We know he "means" well, but he has come up short every time. I think we'll have to start him off on U.S. standard English and then gradually bring him up to UK English (none of that Cockney stuff) with some intermediate Aussie. He seems to be pretty proficient in the "Texas Gunslinger all Hat no Cattle" dialect even though it is not his native tongue. Many people don't know this but his native language is "Post Modern Northeast Old Money English". His father moved him to Midland at an early age to avoid the constant bullying by the "Preppies" over his split infinitives, dangling participles, and mangled syntax.
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greyslick11 months ago
Not to get all serious on a humor thread, but I have one of those "One A Day" calendars of Bush quotes, and truth is stranger than fiction. Some of the stuff our illustrious Prez has said is just mind-boggling.
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traveler200011 months ago
Well, at least, since he became President (and the most powerful man on the world...), he knows where Europe is situated. I think he even knows where Brussels is (You know, .... Nato headquarters...)
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Searchbeam11 months ago
Looking at his speech, I wonder if he still wears diapers!
He has a nanny: Karen
He has a baby-sitter- whatever-, Condi!
I don't know if he still uses formula, or breast-feeding!
Oh, all these questions and so few answers!
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slate11 months ago
LOL yeah Bush does have a way of making mincemeat out of syllables. It makes me cringe to listen to him speak, hoping he won't botch simple words but alas he just isn't very good speaking infront of a camera.
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ingsocartsem11 months ago
The article is not witty. See, English is the gooderest language out there," the President said. "We teached it to the Englandish peoples, and they agreed. 9-11. 9/11 is 911 the police emergency telephone number. WTC was destroyed on 9/11, 2001 because it is the same day, date and numbers as the national police emergency hot line telephone number. The media and Verizon as well as the local NYC/ NJ and Washington authorities knew attacks were going to materialize. They all had to know. No doubt about it, they knew it would be a NYC target, something any imbecile could hit without the slightest piloting ability. NYC/NJ carrying on like NAZIs around the clock was a definite engine as well as Verizon's endless statements over the phone lines and the media's general posturing. READ ME HERE ON NETSCAPE TO GET SOME REAL INSIGHT INTO THE WTC DISASTER.
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sumptuousdigs11 months ago
Thank you ingsocartsem, I was starting to think you were avoiding us. LOL
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sumptuousdigs11 months ago
His trouble is getting his message across to the peoples, see?
So he booked a regimen of massage therapy.
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sumptuousdigs11 months ago
Don't need to understand when a name dropper starts dropping names, isn't that right Jesus?
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Searchbeam11 months ago
Don't forget Diebold and it's CEO who gave $250,000 to Dumbya and told Ohio's Secretary of State Ken Blackwell that "All will be taken care of". It is the same Ken Blackwell who changed the rules to prevent black voters in Souther Ohio to vote in '04.
There are a lot of villains in this tragedy!
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Searchbeam11 months ago
We are talking about Bush's butchering of English and his remedial course!
You want to stay on the subject or obfuscate?
That trick doesn't work any more!
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uncle-dave11 months ago
Yeah right, Dubya is just a regular guy that came from one of the wealthiest and well connected families on the East Coast (he's not from Texas). Bill Clinton was dirt poor and came from a broken home, managed to overcome that and was smart enough to win scholarships to get himself through college and was also a Rhodes Scholar. If it wasn't for the "affirmative action" given to the children of alumni of Harvard Dubya would have never had a chance to become the "cheerleader" that he is today. Yeah he's just a regular good ole' boy!
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lvrofwolves11 months ago
sniper91- since this story is on the humor page, I'm assuming you are joking, right? if so, sorry I negged you, the only thing I agreed with is George isn't a lawyer and George has flaws. The rest you are kidding about! yes?
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sumptuousdigs11 months ago
The butcher laughs! Yeah, lighten up... Call out the border guards! The kingdom is crumbling. The king is in the counting house, laughing and stumbling! Hahahahaha! The madness of 'King George'.
Is it the same dementia that afflicted King George III? Or is he just drunk? ... All the time.
The butcher laughs at himself. Fine. Now get him to put down the flamethrower and we'll all have a good laugh.
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traveler200011 months ago
Reality777,
You do realize (I hope) we are on a humour forum.
And yes, I'm sure GWB is laughing his head of at all the people who voted for him, so he could make himself, and his friends even richer on the US taxpayer's money.
AND, while on the "English topic", can somebody explain to me why in English "gh" is usually pronounced [F]
No wonder som many people are dyslexic
Even the French don't do that...
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Dicax_Maximus11 months ago
He'll probably go down in medical history, with the syndrome "GeorgeWBushitis".
1. The inabillity of the co-ordination of the eyes (read the teleprompter ya burk)
2. The brain (read the pre-speech notes, remember what country/state your in and look for the presidential advisor cutting his and across his/her throat, usually an indication to shut the fornication up)
3. DON'T open your mouth until points 1 & 2 have been achieved....
But, after all that, he ain't that bad.... His name's NOT Tone The Smile (aka Tony Blai
