Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate »
Posted By ind06 1 year ago in HumorENGLEWOOD, CO - After months of being taught to develop courage, inner strength, and other values of the martial arts, Daniel Finkelstein finally achieved the self-confidence necessary to stand up to his parents and quit taking karate lessons, the area sixth-grader reported.
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ind061 year ago
Daniel then promptly marched down the street enrolling in modern dance lessons, violin lessons and chess club. "What can I say," drawled the newly confident sixth grader, "I'm a Renaissance man."
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makemesmile1 year ago
Looks like his parents will now need some karate lessons themselves to handle him.
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elll1 year ago
lmao..."I knew we should have put him in soccer instead"
One of my daycare kids, every time mom picks up he says "Ma, do I have karate today?"
If mom says yes, he proceeds to stomp out the door, head down crying. (sometimes locking himself in the car)
If she says no, he cheers and runs up to me to tell me "I don't have to go to karate today!"
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uncle-dave1 year ago
Mr. Miyagi: "I tell you what Miyagi think! I think you dance around too much! I think you talk too much! I think you not concentrate enough! Lots of work to be done!"
With an attitude like that it's no wonder Daniel quit!
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