Bush Vetoes Candy For Babies »
Posted by: ind06 11 months ago"Being President means making tough decisions," said White House Press Secretary Dana Perino. "If that means taking candy from babies so be it."
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ind0611 months ago
Perino went on to explain how this is all part of the White House effort to curb childhood obesity by the gradual phasing out of anything remotely fun to eat.
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GrainOfSand11 months ago
When those kids grow up a little, they will all go find Bush and kick him in the shins.
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donald5111 months ago
Sniper, up are unamerican to like a pres who backs out of Geneva, recommends torture, drops habeus corpus (600 years of accepted western law), didn't condemn the israeli escalation to war against lebanon.... and thinks the Constitution is "only a piece of paper". So, his false facede of a culture of life was validated again when he vetoed further Child health reform... like his lies revealed by Kou, his former #2 faith based initiatives guy. Dumya should have been on the impeachment docite from day one of the Dem demo-controlled congress. Sniper, I would expect more honesty and care for the rule of law from the likes of you!
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cloud1511 months ago
Come on guys lets be fair, how many of these kids are going to develop diabetes because of all the sugar? How many will grow disgustingly obese? Bush is doing the country good!
lol just thought of a nice liberal conspiracy theory:
Bush is just banning candy because back in the day a Dentist by the name of Whosama Ban Liden removed 4 of the president's teeth. The president was not allowed to eat candy from that day forth and now holds a deep grudge against all dentists. By banning candy, the lack of cavities and tooth decay will surely put dentists out of business, while at the same time depriving children of the same sugary goodness that George was unable to have as a child.
It might just be the cleverest and most sinister plan ever created.
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Dicax_Maximus11 months ago
Members of the TFU (Tooth Fairies Union) today called for a boycot on the entire Bush family. Declaring that Bush's action amounted to a direct threat on their culture and religion. The Tooth Fairies have stated that they will no longer service the Bush family's "tooth under the pillow" policy.
Ms C Anine (the TFU's spokesperson) said "Although it's hard on the kids, we cannot allow this heinious crime to go unchallenged"...
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icono111 months ago
D amn!!! if a kid dosen't eat at least 5 to 10 lbs of sugar with at least 4 to 6 lbs of dirt and grime a day how does Bush expect the next generation of Americans to have sense of what makes a good choice for junk and fast food? or even have an immune system? I agree with the above TFU; fight back by boycotting the Bush babies.
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