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Posted by: ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago

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WASHINGTON, DC - In an inspiring display of mobility, thousands of Americans from every walk of life swarmed the nation's capital Sunday to protest having to spend another minute cooped up in the house.

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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

The throng walked briskly until they felt like strolling or pausing for a sit. After which they purchased unhealthy food by the ton from local pizza, burrito and elephant ear cart vendors. Afterwards the massive crowd gathered to belch and break wind in contentment.
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  gamahuche10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  They left that bit out of the version that they let me see..
  But how could such a great day end without some ceremonial expulsion of gasses?
  Contentment??
  EUPHORIA!
  
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    2sidestoeverything10 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    LOL!
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  uncle-dave10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  I thought that was a local kazoo band that I heard. Their music did stink though.
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    ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    I thought it had a certain airiness to it. The kind of sound that wafts gently on the wind.
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      uncle-dave10 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      I thought it was more reminiscent of Bach's Air on a G string, but headier.
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ETproductions10 months, 2 weeks ago

Can't trust the mainstream media to tell us anything anymore. Thanks be we've got the Onion to keep us apace with life. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps EVERYBODY away, particularly when you belch and break wind.
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natashas10 months, 2 weeks ago

This smells funny!

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Shadowolf10 months, 2 weeks ago

NEXT on the Indy show...Onion Farts...do ya gotta be silent to be deadly???
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  uncle-dave10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Also appearing on the Indy show will be The Indiana all Human Kazoo and Penny Whistle Marching Band playing their #1 hit tune "Speak To Me OH Great Toothless Wonder"!
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago

Fresh air in Washington DC??? Boy! Talk about an oxymoron!
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  ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  LOL! You're on today BB! :D
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itsme210 months, 2 weeks ago

I knew It was a wierd day!!!
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