Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons »
Posted By ind06 12 months ago in HumorLOS ANGELES - Thirty-four lone-wolf detectives and beat officers from Los Angeles' 77th Police Precinct received unpaid three-month suspensions Monday for unprofessional and insubordinate conduct that their chief said he's tolerated for the "last goddamn time."
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ind0612 months ago
The Mayor has already been in conference with the Chief twice. First to congratulate him on cleaning house, and fifteen minutes later to beg him to reinstate all 34 detectives as his impossibly cute and lovable daughter's impossibly cute and lovable daughter had been kidnapped by a greasy unshaven felon with low morals and a tendency to roll his googly eyes and giggle.
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gamahuche12 months ago
"hurling corrupt city officials through plate-glass windows on more than 60 occasions."
That should have at least cancelled out most of their other little bits of mischief.
If they hadn't been a wee bit feisty they would have been thrown out for being wimps.
I'm not sure that these guys will get to the bottom of case of the shot wives though.
More a matter for someone with the Sherlock Holmes touch.
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BronxBomber12 months ago
I was in the streets one night in L.A. All of a sudden,a big burly plainclothes cop named Ronald "Harass" Harris gave me a serious session of "The Anvil Chorus " with his billy club on my noggin. When I came to, I asked him why the serious drubbing? He replied: "Pardon me, I thought you were soliciting. But nevertheless, welcome to L.A.."
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ETproductions11 months, 4 weeks ago
Aw! Having lived in the Ramparts Division once upon a time, I can tell you he was just trying to make you fell at home.
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natashas12 months ago
Some of those retired cops teach physical education in the form of jumping roof tops, how to jump into a dumpster, and to always bring clothes with you in case you get caught so you can pass as a tourist.
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