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Radically Less Cool Lifestyle Born To Area Couple
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Radically Less Cool Lifestyle Born To Area Couple

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - At 8:07 this morning Doug and Janet Sanford announced the birth of a lifestyle far less exciting than the one they have enjoyed for the past eight years.

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The Sanford's radically less cool lifestyle is expected to become quite exciting in approximately thirteen years, while, at the same time, actually gaining in "un-coolness".

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Yes, the second law of thermodynamics also applies to lifestyle...at least, it has to mine.

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I have empathy for your entropy.

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Would you care for an endoscopy?

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Not on the first date!

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If indeed disorder is more probable than order, is anarchy uncool? The Eagles DID make another album.....

Is reality a closed system?

waaaaa indeed.

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I am OK with with this, lol!

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Cleaning up puke and drek. That could get so outre that it goes full cycle from entropy to neguentropy, So uncool they are hot. But their place still smells like a cesspool.

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if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were discussing a case of obsessive obstructive neonatal occipital posterior conjuctive pituitary anemia. Either that or poison ivy.

Hey, I never said I was a doctor!

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With friends like these; who needs enemas???

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Nothing worse than a high pressure high colonic salesman.

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Ha. Obviously you haven't yet met the renown German proctologist, Dr. Lutz Drano-Clyster!

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Perhaps they should consult Neos' proctologist, Dr. Seymour Butts!

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Maybe you should consult someone about the perpetual priapism you have for Neo.

:P

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And after I wrote you that lovely poem. The shame of it all!

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I know. I'm awful!

But I do think of you every time I have pancakes or tea.

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Florence Page Jaques would be very angry at yoouuu.

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I know thier pain!

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