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Posted by: ind06 9 months, 2 weeks ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - At 8:07 this morning Doug and Janet Sanford announced the birth of a lifestyle far less exciting than the one they have enjoyed for the past eight years.

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ind069 months, 2 weeks ago

The Sanford's radically less cool lifestyle is expected to become quite exciting in approximately thirteen years, while, at the same time, actually gaining in "un-coolness".
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  deathray9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Yes, the second law of thermodynamics also applies to lifestyle...at least, it has to mine.
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    uncle-dave9 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    I have empathy for your entropy.
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      ind069 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Would you care for an endoscopy?
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        uncle-dave9 months, 2 weeks ago
        
        Not on the first date!
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    Radiofreeeuropa9 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    If indeed disorder is more probable than order, is anarchy uncool? The Eagles DID make another album.....
    Is reality a closed system?
    waaaaa indeed.
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natashas9 months, 2 weeks ago

I am OK with with this, lol!
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ETproductions9 months, 2 weeks ago

Cleaning up puke and drek. That could get so outre that it goes full cycle from entropy to neguentropy, So uncool they are hot. But their place still smells like a cesspool.
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  ind069 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were discussing a case of obsessive obstructive neonatal occipital posterior conjuctive pituitary anemia. Either that or poison ivy.
  Hey, I never said I was a doctor!
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    Shadowolf9 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    With friends like these; who needs enemas???
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      uncle-dave9 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Nothing worse than a high pressure high colonic salesman.
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        ETproductions9 months, 2 weeks ago
        
        Ha. Obviously you haven't yet met the renown German proctologist, Dr. Lutz Drano-Clyster!
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Formidable9 months, 2 weeks ago

Perhaps they should consult Neos' proctologist, Dr. Seymour Butts!
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  puffin9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Maybe you should consult someone about the perpetual priapism you have for Neo.
  :P
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    Formidable9 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    And after I wrote you that lovely poem. The shame of it all!
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      puffin9 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      I know. I'm awful!
      But I do think of you every time I have pancakes or tea.
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        Formidable9 months, 2 weeks ago
        
        (:-)
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      puffin9 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Florence Page Jaques would be very angry at yoouuu.
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itsme29 months, 2 weeks ago

I know thier pain!
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