Dummy Bashes The Blonde »
Posted by: tonks21 8 months, 1 week agoOne night a blonde was at a club enjoying a drink after a long, hard day at work. Behind her sat a ventriloquist who was yelling out blonde jokes - which were making every one roar with laughter.
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 1 week ago
tonks21: LMAO Ha Ha ha HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. I knew a few blondes like that after they'd had a few drinks. LOL
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netblogs8 months, 1 week ago
A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 1 week ago
LOL Ha Ha Ha. We would never know. As soon as one got up on the ladder or stool I couldn't resist. I would ask her to do a cheer. Being a blonde she would. She'd then forget why she was on the ladder. LOL
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 1 week ago
Sw: Well, Yeah I want to make sure she's a blonde. Ha Ha Ha Ha. No I'm not blonde thats silver. LOL
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canadianrancher578 months, 1 week ago
Apon the first snowfall of the season a blonde and her friend were driving down a slippery road and the blonde decided maybe she should check and see if she needed new winter tires. The first service station she came to she stopped in. As her friend sat and waited the blonde explained to the service manager what her concern was but she did not want to get ripped off. A few minutes later she went and paid the bill and left. As she was driving down the road she turned to her friend and said that she would likely go back to the station agian because the only charge was to take the summer air out of her tires and put in winter air.
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 1 week ago
BB: I thought the blonde was the inanimate one. You mean I've been with a dummy all these years? LOL
Just kidding!!! My wife is great. Just couldn't resist the chance for a zinger. Which is what I'll get when she reads this. Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Shadowolf8 months, 1 week ago
From: tanglang Block To: Shadowolf
Nice.
Q:How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A:She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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ZenAgain8 months, 1 week ago
We have lots of blondes in Australia.
One particular Aussie blonde was so sick and tired of the teasing she recieved, she finally decided to remedy it.
After dying her hair brunette and lashing out on a new pair of brown contact lenses, she looked in the mirror and was so happy with her appearance, she decided to take a long drive in the country.
She came across an old drover (sheep herder) tending his flock. She said to the old man "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock, can I keep one?"
The drover thought for a minute and agreed. She scanned over the flock for a while and exclaimed "Six hundred and seventy-two". "Wow! That's amazing" said the drover, "help yourself."
She selected her animal and was about to drive away, when the drover said to her "Look, if I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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puffin8 months, 1 week ago
Two blondes walking in the woods come across some tracks.
One says to the other, "Ooh! What do you think? Deer tracks?"
"Mmm, no" says the other one thoughtfully, "Those look like bear tracks to me."
That's when the train hit them ...
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