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Drivers who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned.

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    ind0610 months, 1 week ago

    There has been an astonishing increase in drivers who can precisely center their car over either side line of a parking space, leading some to say that a new form of parker is evolving in our time.

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      gamahuche10 months, 1 week ago

      ind - you left out a very important word in that sentence and you f'ing well know what it was!

      FROM: "shocked in f'ing S[h]ittingham"

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      schismatist10 months, 1 week ago

      I've known people who do this, they claim it's to keep people from crowding them in. They also think it's a way to protect their car from bumps and dings. But no matter how you park some idiot will do something to mess with you. I can park in the outlot, be the only one there, but when I get back to my car, some moron is parked right beside me and usually as close as possible. Humans are doing their best to devovle into the biggest arseholes they can be!!!

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      natashas10 months, 1 week ago

      Look how small the space is! If someone opens there door it will smash into the car next to them. Go into any parking lot and take a look at how many mini vans stay together in a group, lol! They know the person next to them will not harm there vehicle. If everyone learned how to open there door without causing damage to another vehicle, this would not be a problem.

      Wider parking spaces, that all I am saying!

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        tehranchik10 months, 1 week ago

        The height of frustration!

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          ind0610 months, 1 week ago

          What are those lines painted there for anyway?

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            Beau789010 months, 1 week ago

            People think the lines painted on the pavement are just a suggestion of where to park, rather than a demand.

            Kind of like a yellow light at an intersection.

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            tehranchik10 months, 1 week ago

            I guess for people to PARK ON!

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            HannibalBarca10 months, 1 week ago

            What are those lines painted there for anyway?..

            Obviously it is a government job creation program that guess what? Don't work.

            Go figure

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              cowboygrandpa10 months, 1 week ago

              Ind06: So you'll know to take up two spaces. Why else would they put four lines when two would suffice. It's the line painters wanting to get paid more. It's a conspiracy I tell you. LOL

              Thanks for the humor

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            gamahuche10 months, 1 week ago

            The paint was left over from the Nasca project.

            Has a hypnotic quality.

            Puts people into trance so they don't know what they're doing.

            That's why 73% of accidents between people carrying shopping bags and stationary or slow-moving cars occur in supermarket parking lots.

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              gamahuche10 months, 1 week ago

              "Nasca" - guess the more common spelling is Nazca [place in Peru with very strange and enormously long lines paintedin the desert - and subject of a prop. post yesterday by RFE]

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            BronxBomber10 months, 1 week ago

            I think they should go to the Paramus Mall in New Joisy. I think a herd of cattle can maneuver in dem white lines than those drivers... when they go to park they're cars, it's ubiquitous!

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              lestparker10 months, 1 week ago

              I am sure that the extinction of people who know how to park is caused by global warming!

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                ind0610 months, 1 week ago

                we call that climate change now, thank you very much! ;)

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              itsme210 months, 1 week ago

              I sure hope we can raise enough money for them! This is a terrible problem!

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                Shadowolf10 months, 1 week ago

                ...I never park on the edge of extinction...I'm always on the other side...

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                  SAAB769910 months, 1 week ago

                  This article is a thinly veiled attempt to use the F-word

                  repeatedly to give it legitimacy.I'm just not buying into that

                  sh*t!!!

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                    puffin10 months, 1 week ago

                    I can't wait to get my f*cking drivers' license!

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                      HannibalBarca10 months, 1 week ago

                      Oh oh, puffin on mushrooms behind the wheel sitting on a To. phone book, scary thought

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                      aceofspades110 months, 1 week ago

                      Its the F*ing Liberals!!!! always taking the middle of the road!

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                        aceofspades110 months, 1 week ago

                        Anyway this article is from the UK - they drive on the left. so I can understand their dilema when confronted by a space with lines on the left & right

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                          Shadowolf10 months, 1 week ago

                          "FIVE GOLDEN RRRINGS!!!"

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