Science Teacher Designs Curriculum Around Fire, Flatulence »
Posted by: ind06 7 months agoMiddle school Science teacher, Pandora Boxer has her 8th grade student's undivided attention. Reports say this unconventional, veteran teacher has tapped into her student's natural proclivity to burn things and fart.
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gamahuche7 months ago
I hope sincerely that they are not skipping the artistic aspects of farting - esp. as performance art!
With "le petomane" as their inspiration and posthumous guru these kids could go far.
Blowing out a candle at 20 paces would be considered the first benchmark of aptitude.
A career at the Moulin Rouge as "le petomane reborn" beckons the champion.
P.S. Get a whiff of this!! This week ONLY gamahuche's trading post is offering a special discount on all beans and, included at no additional cost, a recipe leaflet detailing how to get more bang for your buck!
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icono17 months ago
The bigger the fart the higher the IQ.
Top end of the class would be the big farts with a bell shaped curve all the way down to little farts.
But please note, there would be more gas in the mid ranges with the so-so farts because of the large population distribution.
New Fed and State guidelines will be forthcoming on how to get the full range of farts to perform well on all standardized tests.
Warning if they don't do well on the fart tests ie fart to high expectation then the future of public school fart funding would be at risk as well America's future being at risk.
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icono17 months ago
I was so skinny then that if I farted real good I would loose approx 1/3rd of my body weight and wouldn't be able to talk for 2.5 hours from loss of usable hot air. None of which bothered my teachers in the least bit.
I think that, in a way, they looked forward to that happening.
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