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Posted by: ind06 6 months, 4 weeks ago

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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton has sent her husband, former President Bill Clinton, on a "special campaign trip" to Antarctica that could last "six or seven months," Clinton aides confirmed today. "From here on in, Bill is going to be our man in Antarctica," said a top Clinton strategist.

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ind066 months, 4 weeks ago

Hey, there are at least ten guys at the weather stations that could vote absentee.
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  ameliog6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  But one of them had to be medevac'd from an Antarctic base several weeks ago as a result of a drunken brawl, so Bill will just have to settle for feeling his pain - and drinking his hooch.
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BronxBomber6 months, 4 weeks ago

I guess that should cool down his urges...good call Hillary!
;o)
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cowboygrandpa6 months, 4 weeks ago

I heard he'll be doing his happy feet routine for the penguins down there.
They are eagerly awaiting his instructions. LOL
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  ind066 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  I was gonna say, there's still the all important penguin vote to consider. You can buy their votes off with herring.
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bill29366 months, 4 weeks ago

The female penguins are kinda chubby, just the way BC likes his wemen.
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  ZiegfeldGirl6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  And if he's careful, the stains won't show.
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  uncle-dave6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Leprechauns?
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bill29366 months, 4 weeks ago

He is going there to determine which is colder Antarctica or Hillary.
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  uncle-dave6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  I think Anne "Colder" has it all over Hillary in the "chill" department!
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  ZiegfeldGirl6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  "He is going there to determine which is colder Antarctica or Hillary."
  I'd bet money on Hillary winning that one. And hopefully that's the only thing she wins in '08.
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  Beeboppin716 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Antartica. Hillary needs his vote. But after the election?
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    Shadowolf6 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    ...hell, it'll take six months for his nuts to defrost...
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hdthehn6 months, 4 weeks ago

It matters not. I am still voting for Monica's boyfriend's wife for president in 2008.
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  rightfromwrong6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  You must like her pants hiding her nice legs!!!!! or is it the fact that she has been bought by the corporations and Israel
  lobby?
  Actually Billy boy should just come out on ground hog day and her sure looks like a lap dog.
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    hdthehn6 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    It was a joke. GET OVER IT.
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      BronxBomber6 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      Thank goodness! I thought you meant it!
      !!!!
      8o0
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RickyDawkins6 months, 4 weeks ago

We need slick willie. We will miss him while he is away.
"No we won't"
Yes we will!
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  ind066 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Ch-ch-ch-change! :)
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    BronxBomber6 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    Don't you just hate one sided conversations?
    ..."No I don't".."Yes you do!"... No I don't!" ...Yes you do!"..."Oh Shut up!!!"
    >:o(
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      ind066 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      Don't you tell me to shutup!
      I wasn't talking to YOU!
      Well who WERE you talking to?
      SHUT UP!
      Don't you tell me to shutup!
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itsme26 months, 4 weeks ago

Go girl! LOL I think she just wants to say Bill is in dire need of a cool off session!
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bluetexasvalley6 months, 4 weeks ago

Just goes to prove, men just talk too much. ;o)
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Howtogo6 months, 4 weeks ago

Good choice Hillaryâ;¦. Now she needs to hope the Peanut President does not endorse her or start speaking on her behalf.
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  BronxBomber6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  You talking about Jimmy Carter?
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icono16 months, 4 weeks ago

What a metaphorical cold shot to the hot poker.
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MightyMouth6 months, 4 weeks ago

It's a good idea sending ol' Bill up there
My biggest concern is that he will try and "poll" the Penguins and Seals.
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Spivy20006 months, 4 weeks ago

All you Clinton haters better get ready because a new gal will be in the white house and she is bring the people's president with her. Get used to it. All you sheep / republicans can just cry me a river for at least the next 8 years. Do you actually think the American people would put another blood sucking republican back in office? Get Real!!!
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  BronxBomber6 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Ahhh... this article is under "Humor" so save that lame duck rhetoric of yours to a more proper post...Tell you what.
  Try "Politics"
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ETproductions6 months, 4 weeks ago

If this one is close, those absentee voters just might ice it for Hillary.
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nostalgia6 months, 4 weeks ago

Too bad she didn't send him sooner
Did you read what he said in Denver the other day?
Bill Clinton Says Economic Slowdown Could Be Necessary To Fight Global Warming
Speaking in Denver on Wednesday, former President Bill Clinton did not mince words on how to combat global warming, telling the crowd that the fight against climate change required industrialized nations to "slow down their economies and cut back on greenhouse gas emissions."
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eyesopen6 months, 4 weeks ago

hillary just wants some alone time with her gal pal huma abiden,,
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THOMNH626 months, 4 weeks ago

I am so sick of seeing that big nasty finger waving at the camera, if Bubba is never on the air again I would be a happy man. If she could keep him out of the spotlight I may even vote for her, Not.
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jovial6 months, 4 weeks ago

She told him to chill for awhile.
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