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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton has sent her husband, former President Bill Clinton, on a "special campaign trip" to Antarctica that could last "six or seven months," Clinton aides confirmed today. "From here on in, Bill is going to be our man in Antarctica," said a top Clinton strategist.

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    ind068 months, 2 weeks ago

    Hey, there are at least ten guys at the weather stations that could vote absentee.

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      ameliog8 months, 2 weeks ago

      But one of them had to be medevac'd from an Antarctic base several weeks ago as a result of a drunken brawl, so Bill will just have to settle for feeling his pain - and drinking his hooch.

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      BronxBomber8 months, 2 weeks ago

      I guess that should cool down his urges...good call Hillary!

      ;o)

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        cowboygrandpa8 months, 2 weeks ago

        I heard he'll be doing his happy feet routine for the penguins down there.

        They are eagerly awaiting his instructions. LOL

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          ind068 months, 2 weeks ago

          I was gonna say, there's still the all important penguin vote to consider. You can buy their votes off with herring.

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          bill29368 months, 2 weeks ago

          The female penguins are kinda chubby, just the way BC likes his wemen.

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          bill29368 months, 2 weeks ago

          He is going there to determine which is colder Antarctica or Hillary.

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            uncle-dave8 months, 2 weeks ago

            I think Anne "Colder" has it all over Hillary in the "chill" department!

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              ZiegfeldGirl8 months, 2 weeks ago

              "He is going there to determine which is colder Antarctica or Hillary."

              I'd bet money on Hillary winning that one. And hopefully that's the only thing she wins in '08.

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                Beeboppin718 months, 2 weeks ago

                Antartica. Hillary needs his vote. But after the election?

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              hdthehn8 months, 2 weeks ago

              It matters not. I am still voting for Monica's boyfriend's wife for president in 2008.

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                rightfromwrong8 months, 2 weeks ago

                You must like her pants hiding her nice legs!!!!! or is it the fact that she has been bought by the corporations and Israel

                lobby?

                Actually Billy boy should just come out on ground hog day and her sure looks like a lap dog.

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              RickyDawkins8 months, 2 weeks ago

              We need slick willie. We will miss him while he is away.

              "No we won't"

              Yes we will!

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                ind068 months, 2 weeks ago

                Ch-ch-ch-change! :)

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              itsme28 months, 2 weeks ago

              Go girl! LOL I think she just wants to say Bill is in dire need of a cool off session!

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                bluetexasvalley8 months, 2 weeks ago

                Just goes to prove, men just talk too much. ;o)

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                  Howtogo8 months, 2 weeks ago

                  Good choice Hillaryâ;¦. Now she needs to hope the Peanut President does not endorse her or start speaking on her behalf.

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                  icono18 months, 2 weeks ago

                  What a metaphorical cold shot to the hot poker.

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                    MightyMouth8 months, 2 weeks ago

                    It's a good idea sending ol' Bill up there

                    My biggest concern is that he will try and "poll" the Penguins and Seals.

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                      Spivy20008 months, 2 weeks ago

                      All you Clinton haters better get ready because a new gal will be in the white house and she is bring the people's president with her. Get used to it. All you sheep / republicans can just cry me a river for at least the next 8 years. Do you actually think the American people would put another blood sucking republican back in office? Get Real!!!

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                        BronxBomber8 months, 2 weeks ago

                        Ahhh... this article is under "Humor" so save that lame duck rhetoric of yours to a more proper post...Tell you what.

                        Try "Politics"

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                        ETproductions8 months, 2 weeks ago

                        If this one is close, those absentee voters just might ice it for Hillary.

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                          nostalgia8 months, 2 weeks ago

                          Too bad she didn't send him sooner

                          Did you read what he said in Denver the other day?

                          Bill Clinton Says Economic Slowdown Could Be Necessary To Fight Global Warming

                          Speaking in Denver on Wednesday, former President Bill Clinton did not mince words on how to combat global warming, telling the crowd that the fight against climate change required industrialized nations to "slow down their economies and cut back on greenhouse gas emissions."

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                            THOMNH628 months, 2 weeks ago

                            I am so sick of seeing that big nasty finger waving at the camera, if Bubba is never on the air again I would be a happy man. If she could keep him out of the spotlight I may even vote for her, Not.

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                              jovial8 months, 2 weeks ago

                              She told him to chill for awhile.

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