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Cheney: "I plan to be an OB/GYN when my term expires"
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Cheney: "I plan to be an OB/GYN when my term expires"

Humor – Washington, DC - Dreams do come true! Especially if you're an ex-Vice President looking for a new career!

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And what better way to get a baby to cry than having its first sight be the Vice President?!

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Especially upside down!

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Since he's such an a$$hole, Id've figured him to want to be a proctologist.

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He already is Dr. Proctor.. most of us know that intimately. He's just going to enter a new field... pun intended.

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he'd have more experience to be a urologist. after all he's been dicking us for 7 years.

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He pretty much Dicked everone everyday anyway,so it's a brilliant career choice as far as transferable skills go. Go get em Dick.

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He wants to spread his love.

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I prefer to keep my practice as just a hobby. ;-)

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This would be a good form of BIRTHCONTROL!

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Somehow the movie "Spawn" flashed into my mind when I read this. LOL

Just a coincidence, hmmmmmm. Well maybe. Not.

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA

Good one ind06

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Thanks cowboygrandpa :)

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I have my misgivings about that, after all he's not what you'd call a 'straight-shooter'.

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There seems to be a problem, Lynn says she wanted to get DICK a pair of silver stirrups upon graduation, but DICK insisted on spurs and chaps!

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Why would he want to? We couldn't count or conceive the money that Halb. and K.R.B. will slip him after he leaves his current job,the lying thief,he sucks big time!Just think of him and G.W. on Walky Talkies, (****** one this is ****** two ,who else can we screw)? Sonnyo

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actually he is going to be a salesman for birth control pills because he is the poster child for birth control

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The biggest joke I had in a week. He is the man, Haha!

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ob/gyn, hide you equipment. The thief in chief, is here to steal everthing in sight.

What an insult to ob/gyn's.

Oh is he interested in cooghie, now that he has raped USA?

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Somehow he doesn't exude a warm and fuzzy personality.

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That's the thing about being a money grubbing bagman for corporate fascists. It tends to suck any warmth or fuzziness right out of you...

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He just wants the opportunity to eat the "freshest" babies...

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Just remember, he told a Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to go f*uck himself, not to mention he and his cabal have screwed this country over so many times, this is perfectly logical...

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Wow.. CEO, VP, Proctologist, Poster Child for the NRA and gun safety, and now OB/GYN. Is there anything this man cannot do?

Well, yes there is. I'll give him the opportunity to find out what that is on his own...

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The distressing thing, though, is that men like Cheney, confirmed in unchallenged belief, wealthy, ailing, is unlikely to need or wish to do anything, much less anything of service, at this point.

Except lecture for extremely lucrative fees. He'll find a receptive audience among those who confirm his "mission": to make the world a safer place for those who hold all the cards.

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I can just imagine da first thing dem babies will see and think when they look @ Chinny , daddy ...oh what a horror! Lol!!!!

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