Hillary Promises Cars For Illegal Aliens »
Posted By ind06 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor"My opponent, Barack Obama, promised you drivers licenses," Clinton said at a rally in Jackson Heights. "Well, I will do you one better. I will give every family a car to drive so you have a use for those drivers licenses!"
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ind068 months, 1 week ago
In related news: McCain Promises Illegals American Express Gold Cards
In more related news: Romney Calls For No Weight Gain For Illegals "Eat all the cake and ice cream you want!"
In still more related news: Clinton Renegs On Cars For Illegals Pledge, "They won't need cars when they're flying their own helicopters!"
In even still MORE related news: Obama Calls For Immortality For Illegals "Top THAT!" Says Presidential Hopeful
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ningyo8 months, 1 week ago
this belongs in humor category..but its not nearly as ridiculous as what she is really saying and promising..like freezing mortgage rates and foreclosures for 5 years..how exactly does she intend to reach into all those PRIVATE contracts and change them..theres only one form of govt that allows that sort of intrusion into personal affairs..communism..now we can all see the left wingnuts come out and complain about wiretapping etc..but what GW did is minor league compared to how deep hillary wants the govt to reach into your life and checkbook
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wtagg8 months, 1 week ago
Unfortunately, you are stating that what the current administration did was wrong and two wrongs are right either. We need to lessen the government's intrusion into our lives. That includes the the efforts fo the current admin. If you support the efforts of the current admin, you are not conservative.
HC wanting and HC getting are two separate things, but we all probably need to worry if she has learned some techniques from the current admin.
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Bopi3658 months, 1 week ago
Funny but since the puks are resigned to fending off Hillary in 08, it seems the new Puk stradegy will not be a swiftboat, but instead will be
" If you think Bush was bad, Hillary will be worse"
Hows that for a game plan.
How about if we just freeze the economy like Nixon did. That would offset global warming.
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GARYLRIBBLE8 months, 1 week ago
FREE CARS TO ILLEGAL ALEINS? WHAT IS HILARY UP TO NOW?WHAT ABOUT ALL THE US CITIZENS WHO DO NOT HAVE CARS?MY WIFE NEEDS ONE AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY HER ONE. WE HAVE A FORD(2002)EXPLORER AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO DRIVE IT BECAUSE IT IS TO BIG. SO IS HILARY GOING TO BUY HER A CAR?IF I COULD SALE THIS VEHICLE AND GET A SMALLER ONE I WOULD BUT WE HAVE NO JOBS TO BUY A SMALLER ONE AND I AM TRYING TO GET SS DISABILITY BECAUSE I HAVE IMPAIRMENTS. SO WILL HILARY HELP ME OUT WITH THIS?MAYBE SHE CAN FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE OVER MY PAYMENTS,ON THIS IN GREAT SHAPE EXPLORER.WHAT EVER,I CAN NOT BELEIVE WHAT I READ THIS MORNING,ABOUT THESE PROMISES,TO GIVE.MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP MY US CITIZENSHIP AND START ALL OVER,SOUTH OF THE BORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE INTERESTED IN A GOOD 2002,FORD EXPLORER?WILL LET YOU TAKE OVER PAYMENTS OR REFINANCE. IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. THANK YOU AND I HOPE WE ALL CAN BENEFIT FROM HILARY CLINTON,IF SHE IS ELECTED. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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ind068 months, 1 week ago
GARYLRIBBLE, you keep shouting like that, you're gonna get a sore keyboard.
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 1 week ago
Gary Ribble:
Hmmmmmmm.
To much coffee this morning making you irritable.
Try this is humor. HA HA Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA.
You'll get over it once you calm down.
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itsme28 months, 1 week ago
Wow it always amazes me that people take themselves so seriously! This is under humor for a reason lighten up!!
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Humanist-608 months, 1 week ago
The OBAMAMANIACS want CHANGE? They'll have their CHANGE, THE IDIOTS: A NEW NATION: THE UNITED STATES OF AFRICA MINOR. Oprah will finance a new "Black House" in South Africa where she will broadcast 24/7 live around the world. President BARCAKOCHELLE will speak to both Nations anytime he wishes. How about that?
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ind068 months, 1 week ago
I don't want to freak you out, but Oprah doesn't need Barack Obama to become president to broadcast 24/7 around the world.
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mozzer8 months, 1 week ago
"How about that?"
Sounds fantastic.
First order of business will be to exile Humanist60 from the newly-fromed U.S. of Africa Minor. You're kinda cramping our style.
Werd to yo mutha!
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Dicax_Maximus8 months, 1 week ago
Sorry bout that, clicked on Pos instead of Neg.....
Stupid mouse, thought I had it better trained than that !!!!
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uncle-dave8 months, 1 week ago
Fishnlawy
You may qualify as an illegal alien. It depends on what part of the solar system Mississippi is in. I would suspect that it is just past Uranus.
Question: What do you call a Yankee that moves to Mississippi?
Answer: An increase in the states median income.
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bighurt1018 months, 1 week ago
I just don't understand one thing, if we are the home of the brave, land of the free then why do we have borders anyway. I say let anyone come to the great America and let everyone pay taxes, no more illegals, work visa, visa, passports,green cards and whatever else we have invented to give people a name or status. I see it this way, we have the best country to live in and everyone wants to live the way we do, so let them in, let them pay taxes, invest in our economy and help this country stay great. Just a bit of history, our great land was colonized by by Englands worst degenerates and criminals, and look what we have become. As I see it the worst criminals we now have is the politicians running the land of milk and honey.
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BhaktaRajPrabhu8 months, 1 week ago
I hear ya, bighurt. There's plenty of jobs and resources in this country to MORE than go around. The problem is mis-management, plain and simple. And frankly I think some of that 'mismanagement' is by deliberate intent to keep people at each other's throats. It's statesmen and stateswomen we need, and not politico spin-doctors with their baloney.
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bighurt1018 months, 1 week ago
I couldn't say it any better Mr. Prabhu. I have traveled all around the world in the Armed Services and work as a policeman. I can honestly say this is the greatest place on earth. With that said, If the political government was a business I would fire or arrest the whole bunch for keeping us down and only loading their pockets with my hard earned cash.
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MeanMotherUSA8 months, 1 week ago
2-06-08
Ain't So Funny,i.e. Los Angelese Sleazy County Us YOU Taxpayers Year 2007 Paid Out In FREE Welfare,Medical,Food Stamps To Illegals Mexicanos:$444 Million Dollars...
Year 2007 City L A Paid Out $100 Million Dollars Gangs Prevention,i.e. We have 765 Gangs=185,000 Illegals Mexicanos Gang Bangers...Prisons: Are Full Of Them...
Sancturary City: They Passed Another Phony Phone Tax Pay For More POLICE,i.e. I Drive 1 Day Week Get To Corner There's LAPD Cop Sucker On My As*Bumper Figure Out How He Can Ticket Me...
REALLY: You All Ought Come Live In Los Angelese Sleazy Mexi-Fornia Get Taste Of:
IllegalsMexicanos Already Get Free (WELFARE/DPSS PAYMENTS)TRUCKAS & Free Rents/Housing, Free $5,000 Each For Delivery Trashbin Babys, It Goes On & On....
I Always Said I'd Have Last Laugh,i.e.Might Be You People Are Finally Waking Up As I Read All Above Comments...
MeanMotherUSA
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baltogirl8 months, 1 week ago
go to http://www.poodwaddle.com/clocks15.htm and check out some facts like there are 12,770,229 illegal people in the USA, they cost the nation $4,544,600,359 year to date and it keeps going up.cost $2,888,390,065 to school their kids year to date and it keeps going up,$151,492,098 and riseing to have illegals in federal prison, not to mention the jobs they take away from americans and housing and the medical funds ment for americans they are suckin the us dry, while making their people back home rich. people say they come here and do jobs no american will do--excuse me but i know illegals in north jersey doing construction jobs and i know americans who would do that, and if your looking for welfare reform how about kicking out the illegals and make able bodys on welfare take the jobs NOW OPEN! I also know quite a few americans who would love to have a decent car. I hope that was a joke...........
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yourpoconohome8 months, 1 week ago
This is one DANGEROUS website and forum. I cannot believe that people are taking this stuff as real - IT IS HUMOR, SATIRE- PLEASE READ THE FINEPRINT! Unfortunately, this site has its headlines reading as a real story. That is a dangerous precedent. I think this site and its' "satirical" articles should be shut down because in the wrong hands- and there are too many "wrong hands", these articles fuel complete idiocy.
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yourpoconohome8 months, 1 week ago
Rating: 0 ( 0/-0) | 2008-02-07 00:03:40 yourpoconohome Send Message
This is one DANGEROUS website and forum. I cannot believe that people are taking this stuff as real - IT IS HUMOR, SATIRE- PLEASE READ THE FINEPRINT! Unfortunately, this site has its headlines reading as a real story. That is a dangerous precedent. I think this site and its' "satirical" articles should be shut down because in the wrong hands- and there are too many "wrong hands", these articles fuel complete idiocy.
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ind068 months, 1 week ago
Hey! What's with the little " " around satirical? There's nothing " " about the satire I post! It's not " ", it's !
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BronxBomber8 months, 1 week ago
yourpoconohome? Dude, get a brain, a life, and most of all a sense of humor!
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