Dept. Of Over-Analysis Issues Rambling, Inconclusive Report »
Posted By ind06 8 months, 1 week ago in HumorTHE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - According to Over-Analysis Secretary Matthew Unger the government study appeared to have something to do with lima beans...
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Beau78908 months, 1 week ago
It would be a HUGE mistake to merge the Department of Overanalysis with the Department of Whirlygigs and Flywheels! Funding for Whirlygigs and Flywheels is already running low, and Overanalysis is stretched way too thin after last year's budget cuts. After all, the emasculated funding for this report allowed only 47 editors.
In today's competitive world economy, we can't let other countries get a ahead of our whirlygig technology. And what about the unfunded mandates that will fall to the states for overanalysis?
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uncle-dave8 months, 1 week ago
You are so right Beau7890! This is no time to cut or merge The Dept. Whirlygigs and Flywheels just when they are about to release their groundbreaking feasibility study, "Bovine Produced Methane as a Means of Powering Whirlygigs". And I might add that this study came in under budget, a mere $118,000,000.00.
We cannot allow other nations to develope this important technology before we do. This is a matter of national importance and should not be impeded by the threat of budget cuts.
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BronxBomber8 months, 1 week ago
Hey guys! Just thought I'd shed this little Pm from this moron that doesn't understand the word 'Humor' nor understand the truth about "LeShrub"
From: bpaluch777 Block To: BronxBomber
"What a stupid comment!!!!! After you learn how to spell English words BEFORE you use them, maybe, just maybe, you'll have enough space left in that mass between your ears to do a small amount of thinking before you post and embarass yourself. THE PRESIDENT OF THE US DOES NOT, REPEAT NOT, HANDLE RECORDS FOR ANYONE, ESPECIALLY NON-WHITE HOUSE INDIVIDUALS. Further, if there is something to hide, why weren't OTHER records misplaced?
Ignorant bastards like you should be required to demonstrate an ability to do logical thought BEFORE you're let out of the cage you inhabit."
All I can is bpalich777? You bet pull it out because all you see is brown. I wished you8're were you're tomb. Get a sense of humor, a brain, and get a life.
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BronxBomber8 months, 1 week ago
Hey guys! Just thought I'd shed this little Pm from this genetic-defect "bpaluch777" that doesn't understand the word 'Humor' nor understand the truth about "LeShrub"
From: bpaluch777 Block To: BronxBomber
"What a stupid comment!!!!! After you learn how to spell English words BEFORE you use them, maybe, just maybe, you'll have enough space left in that mass between your ears to do a small amount of thinking before you post and embarass yourself. THE PRESIDENT OF THE US DOES NOT, REPEAT NOT, HANDLE RECORDS FOR ANYONE, ESPECIALLY NON-WHITE HOUSE INDIVIDUALS. Further, if there is something to hide, why weren't OTHER records misplaced?
Ignorant bastards like you should be required to demonstrate an ability to do logical thought BEFORE you're let out of the cage you inhabit."
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Rinty8 months, 1 week ago
Read and learn how it's done, my American friends...
'Royal Canadian Mounted Police Royal Report & Horse Report'
Common sense dictates:
"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount and get a different horse."
However, in Canadian government, education and corporate Canada, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
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Rinty8 months, 1 week ago
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course....
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Prepared by D.O.A.
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