Got feedback on the new design? We're Listening! Send us Feedback

Atheist Sees Image Of Big Bang In Slice Of Toast »

Posted by: ind06 6 months, 3 weeks ago

9.0

Scale of 1 to 10

Read: 72

Propped: 127

Comments: 42

Click Prop It to Raise Score

Prop it

Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists flocking to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding," said one guest.

Read Full Story at thespeciousreport.com

Join the Discussion

+ Add Comment

Comments So Far: 42

0%
ind066 months, 3 weeks ago

In related news: Image Of Man's Evolutionary Path Found On Dirty Dinner Plate
Reply
4 Replies
- 0%
  BoxMonkey6 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  So , The truth comes out . Thanx ind06 .
  Reply
- 0%
  ETproductions6 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  I knew that the Big Bang would reveal itself if we scientists prayed long and hard enough!
  Reply
  2 Replies
  - 0%
    BoxMonkey6 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    lol
    Reply
  - 0%
    ind066 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Hallelujah!
    Reply
0%
BronxBomber6 months, 3 weeks ago

In other related news, atheist's have recently found out that they NO "invisible" means of support!...Details after sports and weather...

Reply
2 Replies
- 0%
  riverdalian6 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Really BB?
  Reply
  1 Reply
  - 0%
    BronxBomber6 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Swear to God!
    Reply
ScrimshawComment removed: User banned.3 Replies
- 0%
  Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  "At least Bill will have something palatable to eat."
  I pictured that and that is why I neged you, not nice.
  (jaydee40 sits in fetal position rocking back and forth mumbling there's no place like home, there's no place like home.)
  
  Reply
  2 Replies
  - 0%
    blinkers6 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Crumbs!!
    Reply
  - ScrimshawComment removed: User banned.
ranchhandComment removed: User banned.4 Replies
- 0%
  BronxBomber6 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Ricky can put it all in the past-a..
  Reply
  3 Replies
  - 0%
    Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Your right on the ball tonight, try another one but put more meat on it.
    Reply
    2 Replies
    - 0%
      blinkers6 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      There's something fishy about this story.
      Reply
      1 Reply
      - 0%
        Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I agree, it's likely to spawn some other dubious article sooner or later.
        Reply
0%
icono16 months, 3 weeks ago

The Irish Jewish Jaysus! Damz.
All along I thought he was at least Norwegian or maybe Swiss.
Reply
NemoShiZniTComment removed: User banned.3 Replies
- 0%
  Egodeus596 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Blasphemy! we all know Jesus was pure white, yeah the people from the Middle East aren't but hes Jesus he can be whatever color he wants.
  Reply
  2 Replies
  - 0%
    blinkers6 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Thank God I'm an Atheist.
    Reply
    1 Reply
    - 0%
      Egodeus596 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Thank nothing I'm nihilist.
      Reply
0%
ind066 months, 3 weeks ago

I agree, it is a funny headline.
Reply
0%
EDWARDIII6 months, 3 weeks ago

There's nothing sillier than an atheist trying to promote his belief.
Good observation, mid.
Reply
palamaComment removed: User banned.1 Reply
- 0%
  Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  When you reach my age any bang is a big bang...
  Reply
0%
Mutainia6 months, 3 weeks ago

Big Bang? You'd think he'd see "Lucy".
Reply
0%
itsme26 months, 3 weeks ago

I see the big bang in everything! I must be blessed by the great big bang!
Reply
0%
chevydog6 months, 3 weeks ago

The big bang actually resembles a splotch of peanut butter.
Reply
0%
Mutainia6 months, 3 weeks ago

It came from the infinite energy held within something "smaller than a proton". :)
Reply
0%
ind066 months, 3 weeks ago

it came from the first chicken... Or the first egg... Or something...
Reply
0%
simonsez6 months, 3 weeks ago

I once found a potato chip that looked like Jesus. I put it on Ebay, planning to retire, but it turned out to be Yanni!
Sad ...
Reply
4 Replies
- 0%
  BoxMonkey6 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Did it " Cry you a song " ? , oh wait that was ... Tull .
  Reply
- 0%
  Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Can you frame a potato chip?
  Reply
  2 Replies
  - 0%
    simonsez6 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    You can frame anything ... just put a gun next to it.
    Reply
    1 Reply
    - 0%
      Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Remind me not to mess with a person of your calibre....
      Reply
HanymanComment removed: User banned.
0%
srokake6 months, 3 weeks ago

i found evidence of the big bang theory too.it was a skidmark in my under drawers.funny thing though it looked kinda like the virgin Mary.i'm still confused.
Reply
0%
Idamilli6 months, 3 weeks ago

midleft - You make a LOT of sense! Jaysus...how about the infant of prague? I guess baby Jaysus likes to dress up in different outfits. And imagine - having hard evidence of the Big Bang in a slice of toast! We now know ALL the secrets of the universe; I'm so excited!! At least it wasn't another of those annoying "Virgin Mary appearances"...I doubt this slice of toast will be on display in some archaic catholic church with a rosary hanging from it. But hey, you never know...
Reply
0%
vettenut6 months, 3 weeks ago

Actually, this article is quite entertaining in a strange, convoluted way!!!
The thing I can't understand is why the "Big Bang" was on this guy's mind so much that he linked it with burnt toast.
He should not have been thinking about it to that extent.
Didn't he know that some things just have to be taken "by faith???"
(End of sarcasm)
Reply
0%
StellarSojourner6 months, 3 weeks ago

Does this clown get the book and movie rites? Hey... someone put their cigarette out in my toast! Is this guy a student at Berkley?
Reply
0%
Jaydee406 months, 3 weeks ago

Then somebody had to make god right...
Reply