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Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama responded today to Sen. Hillary Clinton's charge that he plagiarized a speech, saying of the controversy, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

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    ameliog7 months, 3 weeks ago

    He'd better use his own alphabet next time, to be safe.

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      BronxBomber7 months, 3 weeks ago

      I heard he used the "Rosetta Stone" for that.

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      ind067 months, 3 weeks ago

      Obama replied, shaking his head, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! Methinks she has a lean and hungry look, done to death by slanderous tongue. Blow, blow thou winter wind. Get thee to a nunnery."

      Senator Clinton hotly responded, "Think you I am no stronger than my sex? That man that hath a tongue I say is no man. Here's ado to honesty and thus I clothe my naked villainy!"

      Obama's calm retort ended the back and forth, "I am constant as the northern star. What, my dear lady Disdain! Are you yet living?"

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        uncle-dave7 months, 3 weeks ago

        As legal counsel for Mr. Shakespeare we must insist, Mr. ind06, that you cease and desist with your use of our clients work.

        Dewey Cheatum and Howell Attorneys at law.

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      Shadowolf7 months, 3 weeks ago

      ...Senator McCain responded to charges of excessive numbers of lobbyists on his campaign by singing "I'm not strong enough to say no." (Blackhawk)

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        Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

        Hillary's highlight " We'll be fine, but will America ?" ironically was from John Edwards in an earlier debate.

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          icono17 months, 3 weeks ago

          Is this a ...."imitation is the highest form of flattery." moment in American politics via plagiarized passages.

          And these people said they had original ideas.

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            Shadowolf7 months, 3 weeks ago

            ...yeah, but THOSE are unprintable...

            ...(or unmentionable)...

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              Shadowolf7 months, 3 weeks ago

              "I am but mad north-northwest,but when winds are southerly,I still know a hawk from a handsaw."

              ..........Name that Quote...

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                uncle-dave7 months, 3 weeks ago

                Hamlet and Eggs.

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                  ETproductions7 months, 3 weeks ago

                  Brilliant. From the movie "North by Northwest" borrowed from the play, "Hamlet." Origin, Shakespeare, if he really existed.

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                  itsme27 months, 3 weeks ago

                  is not the greatest quote of all time "Run Away, Run Away"?

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                  foxyladi147 months, 3 weeks ago

                  words mean nothing

                  actions is what counts

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                  MSANNE7 months, 3 weeks ago

                  WHY HASN'T ANY ONE COMMENTED, ON THE FACT, THAT NOT ONE WORD HAS COME OUT OF MRS. CLINTON'S MOUTH, THAT HASN'T BEEN WRIITEN FOR HER, BY HER SPEECH WRITER, WHERE DOES SHE COME OFF, FROM ANYWAYS??????????

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                  BronxBomber7 months, 3 weeks ago

                  Louder, McCain didn't hear you.

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