Obama Says Plagiarism Flap 'Best of Times, Worst of Times' »
Posted by: ind06 6 months, 1 week agoDemocratic presidential candidate Barack Obama responded today to Sen. Hillary Clinton's charge that he plagiarized a speech, saying of the controversy, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
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ind066 months, 1 week ago
Obama replied, shaking his head, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! Methinks she has a lean and hungry look, done to death by slanderous tongue. Blow, blow thou winter wind. Get thee to a nunnery."
Senator Clinton hotly responded, "Think you I am no stronger than my sex? That man that hath a tongue I say is no man. Here's ado to honesty and thus I clothe my naked villainy!"
Obama's calm retort ended the back and forth, "I am constant as the northern star. What, my dear lady Disdain! Are you yet living?"
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libsRfunny6 months, 1 week ago
"Dewey Cheatum and Howe[ll] Attorneys at law."
Doctors Howard, Fine and Howard are rolling over in their graves!!!
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Shadowolf6 months, 1 week ago
...Senator McCain responded to charges of excessive numbers of lobbyists on his campaign by singing "I'm not strong enough to say no." (Blackhawk)
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Radiofreeeuropa6 months, 1 week ago
Hillary's highlight " We'll be fine, but will America ?" ironically was from John Edwards in an earlier debate.
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icono16 months, 1 week ago
Is this a ...."imitation is the highest form of flattery." moment in American politics via plagiarized passages.
And these people said they had original ideas.
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ETproductions6 months, 1 week ago
Brilliant. From the movie "North by Northwest" borrowed from the play, "Hamlet." Origin, Shakespeare, if he really existed.
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