McCain: Lobbyist Did Not Force Me Into Positions »
Posted By ind06 7 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorWould Not Try Out New Positions at His Age, Mac Says. One day after The New York Times published an article raising ethical questions about Sen. John McCain's dealings with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, the Arizona senator pushed back, telling reporters, "Vicki Iseman did not force me into any positions."
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ind067 months, 3 weeks ago
And if he did get forced into positions you can be sure they were straight... talk... positions!
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uncle-dave7 months, 3 weeks ago
Senator McCain said "Read my lips! I have not cheated on my current wife"!
His current wife, who is a dead ringer for "Cruella De Vil", said, "she was proud to be Senator McCain's second wife" and that she "trusts him now more than she did when she was fooling around with him."
She then excused herself from the press conference to get a percocet prescription filled.
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ind067 months, 3 weeks ago
I like the way Borowitz calls him "Mac", but I think from now on I'll just refer to Sen. McCain as "Macca"
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Charlson7 months, 3 weeks ago
Trust me, I'd would never ever do anything unethical even if my friends and campaign aides who are all lobbyists got down on their knees! Get the picture? I knew you would.
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