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Posted by: ind06 5 months, 3 weeks ago

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Japan is offering free whaling lessons and discounts on harpoons in a bid to encourage more people to take up its favorite leisure pursuit.

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ind065 months, 3 weeks ago

In related news: Brazil Offers 'Come Personally Cut Down The Rainforest' Package Tours
"We think it's a winner" says John Menicinos, Brazil's Minister of Tourism & Forestry, "And people should definitely take advantage because with prices like these, the rainforest won't last much longer!"
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  y_soitenly5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Hey! This sounds like fun for the whole family... where do we sign up?
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  marshx5 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Meanwhile in an effort to boast tourism, south africa is offering 'elephant killing' as part of the holliday package.
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ETproductions5 months, 3 weeks ago

Sign up quick! There are still a few precious natural resources left, but they will soon be gone. If you miss this brief window of opportunity, you will never again be able to take classes in how to destroy them.
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  ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  You may only be able to go to a nature preserve and dream about destroying it. Not EVEN the same!
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uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago

A Mr.Ishmael has recently taken Mr. Kenji Katakuri up on his invitation to "chase big fish", but said he was disappointed because Mr. Kenji Katakuri didn't have the obsessive compulsive desire to hunt down and kill big white fish that he was use to when he sailed on the Pequod.

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  ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Ah, those were the days, eh, Uncle Dave? Just you and me and a tall masted ship with Gregory Peck urging us on and on. Whatever happened to that old boat anyways?
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    uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Ah the Pequod! What sweet memories, indy.....I think Johnny Depp bought it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MVQYnEkQ8I
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      ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      After seeing Sweeney Todd, I'm sure he'll make a fine captain.
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        Rinty5 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Geez Uncle Dave and Ind06, you're gonna get me blubbering here in a minute.
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        uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Dry them eyes Rinty. ;(
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAEhDAAsTro
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        uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        He is a cut above all others, indy!
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cowboygrandpa5 months, 3 weeks ago

Does this include the music package from Marley and the Whalers?
Cause you know you have to have the right music man. To put you in the mood to go whaling.
Good one ind06
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  ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Thanks cowboygrandpa :)
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gamahuche5 months, 3 weeks ago

Whale burger! That's for wimps.
Why not go the whole hog, as it were, and make it whale sushi cut into jumbo-sized pieces.
Way to kill 3 birds with one stone..
BTW Does Dlia Smoth know about this? Is she laughing?
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  gamahuche5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  DELIA SMITH!My eyes were still haf-glued shut. Damn computer buzzes whenever Ind's msgs arrive.. The canary starts to sing, the kettle starts boiling and when I try to hide under the sheets the hound drags me off to her food bowl. Another day and with luck another $.. or 2
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    ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    It's exciting to know I make your computer buzz :D
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      gamahuche5 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      It would be more helpful if you could find a way to turn my kettle on and at least I'd be able to have a cup of tea BEFORE starting to fire on all cylinders.. or one or two of them..
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Shadowolf5 months, 3 weeks ago

...the Japanese banned me...last time, I plugged a sumo wrestler...

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  uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Was it one of these guys, Shad?
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ELNOqS7VE
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  ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  But you had a whale of a time!
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    uncle-dave5 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Yes we did me,Shadow and Whalein' Jennings.
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ghengisghan5 months, 3 weeks ago

theres a great cruise coming up off New Foundland...includes a free baseball bat to beat baby seals.

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  Rinty5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Newfoundland.
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    ghengisghan5 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    I was tired...thank you :)
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BronxBomber5 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh my gosh! I harpooned Rosie O'Donnell by mistake!
Well...it wasn't like it was ALL my fault. She was just "spouting" off, and I let her have it.
8o0
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  Rinty5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  LMAO :))))))
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HazyDavey5 months, 3 weeks ago

I'll be whaling on Lake Erie on my pontoon boat now!
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unkelSam5 months, 3 weeks ago

Indo. me was thinkin, why go tu da amazon rainforest when we hav much forests rite here at home. Califonia has much forests .We can start at da sequioa national forest. One of dem big trees should provide more den enaf timpa tu build a blok of houses, den we can cut down da redwwods in northern cali and work our way up da coast tu oregon and washington state. wat du u fink?
unkel sam
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unkelSam5 months, 3 weeks ago

....as fo da japanese well they got quite an epitite fo whale meat, tuna and crabs...kum tu fink of it they eat anyfink dat swims( if u catch me drift) uha,aha, aha!!!!
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  BronxBomber5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  It's either "Goppy" reincarnated or he's in his second childhood...j/k
  ;o)
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sagesports5 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, I think thats ok !, check out our web site www.prairiedogposse.com or hit our you tube clip, prairie dogposse!, I only wish there were whales in colorado !
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  BronxBomber5 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Spamming w/o a link huh SS? Well...NEGGED & REPORTED ANYWAY!
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lehmannzx2 months, 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile TV chef Delia Smith has thrown her weight behind the Japanese campaign producing a series of recipes books including How to Cook Whale, Whale for One and Delia's Whaley Christmas.
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