Humor

"Bittergate" Continues, As Voters Ask: Who Did Obama Bite?
This story has mostly positive ratings. 113 votes / 2 sinks

"Bittergate" Continues, As Voters Ask: Who Did Obama Bite?

Humor – "I mean, I always thought Obama was a gentleman," said John Ortiz, a Pennsylvania voter. "But man, biting a lady - not cool. Unless he's like a vampire or something. That, I mean, that's a medical condition, you can explain that."

Tags: SATIRE, Im Sure, It Was A, Love Bite

View Story Discuss (28) (watleyreview.com) 91 days ago by ind06

Report

Filter Comments ›
1 - 28 of 28 Comments by 16 members  RSS Feed for comments

1

Add Comment
Rating: +17 (+17/-0) | 2008-04-24 23:53:22
ind06
avatar
Reply

In related news: "McCain Admits Flesh-Eating Zombie Status In Effort To Compete With Obama's Vampire Claim".

In more related news: "Hillary Clinton Flies Over Obama Campaign Stop On Broom, Writes 'SURRENDER BARACK' In Sky".

In still more related news: "Obama Shocker! Vampire Claim Pure Hokum! Devastating Limerick To Be Written". ;)

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +14 (+15/-1) | 2008-04-25 00:44:27
Mdiar
avatar
Reply

I'll only vote for a were-wolf. That's why Paul is the answer, every full moon he gets double digits in a state!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-04-25 19:35:50
Goppy
avatar
Reply

NoSpinDave bit me!!

Oh wait.

Now I remember ... I TOLD him to bite me.

Never mind.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-04-25 20:30:24
ind06
avatar
Reply

So does that make you a zombie, or a werewolf?

Or... A ZOMwolf!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2008-04-25 23:14:59
Niimki
avatar
Reply

That sucks...now you have to get all those Rabies shots....

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2008-04-26 17:08:39
ranchhand
avatar
Reply

He should have bitten you long ago Goppy, your starting to spell things right.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +16 (+16/-0) | 2008-04-25 00:27:27
ETproductions
avatar
Reply

I really want to know who Obama took a bite of, because I will never vote for any candidate who is bitter.

At least tell me it wasn't Ralph Nader!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2008-04-25 00:53:43
Uncle Dave
avatar
Reply

It was Mike Gravel!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +14 (+14/-0) | 2008-04-25 00:54:47
ETproductions
avatar
Reply

Nader was just bait. I am so glad Ron Paul is off the hook.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +14 (+14/-0) | 2008-04-25 03:38:33
ind06
avatar
Reply

It can't be Nader because Obama apparently bit 'er. As for which woman "'er" refers to, I'm still guessing.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-04-25 20:39:32
ind06
avatar
Reply

(It was Mike Gravel!)

I hear he's always stoned.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-04-25 22:33:10
Uncle Dave
avatar
Reply

You're right!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-04-25 22:37:46
Beau7890
avatar
Reply

That's why you're my hero, Dave!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2008-04-25 05:55:18
rdy2rck
avatar
Reply

I'm tired of laughing. Bite me. LMAO

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-04-25 14:42:44
ind06
avatar
Reply

LOL :)

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-04-25 14:59:29
Charlson
avatar
Reply

Was that aimed at Obama or us? lol.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-04-26 12:32:01
rdy2rck
avatar
Reply

It was aimed at me.LOL I type to myself

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2008-04-25 08:48:41
Beeboppin71
avatar
Reply

Clinton is now claiming that Obama has bitten her.

The Obama campaign has released footage of Hillary knocking down, straddling, and violently shaking an 80 year old man. She then reaches into his mouth, pulls out his dentures and proceeds to bite herself with them. When asked why she would do such a thing her reply was, "I needed those teeth marks to show America how childish and unprepared Obama really is!"

When asked how he felt about the ordeal, the 80 year old man said, "It was great! I'd do it all again! I haven't been straddled by a woman in years."

Obama campaign managers are claiming that Hillary raped the man. They are quoted as saying, "See? Just like Bill!"

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +11 (+12/-1) | 2008-04-25 10:08:55
icono1
avatar
Reply

As a male, being straddled by a woman at any age after the onset of puberty is a very, very good thing.

It is also very theraputic.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2008-04-25 10:04:00
icono1
avatar
Reply

The last time I got a chance to bit'er she bit back and we liked it. So I'm not some bitter biter that bit a bitter biter to be bitter. We bit to be to 'share the bitter sweet love' of not being bitter bit'ers. So we are bitter and better for it.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-04-25 13:12:47
itsme2
avatar
Reply

Say that 10 times fast! LOL

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-04-25 15:07:35
icono1
avatar
Reply

"Say that 10 times fast! LOL"

WTF!?!? ROTFLMAO!!!!

It was hard enough to write one time and that's while I'm attempting temporarily sobriety;))))

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-04-25 15:42:45
ML2007
avatar
Reply

That bit'er biter story made me a whole lot better, but if you want to be the best, you must first bite the bullet or bear the brunt of it all. Now, that would make you bitter barely biting what bares knowing for biting that which is bitter surely bares bitterness barely worth biting about. So, I think you are right when you say we are bitter and better for it if your meaning is barely better than what bitterness you are biting over. Do you barely get my point? In the end, if that is where you bit'er, then you are barely the best.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-04-25 20:37:51
ind06
avatar
Reply

A brilliantly ballistic barrage of 'B' beginning balderdash!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-04-25 18:09:51
chevydog
avatar
Reply

Personally I haven't bitten anyone for the last few weeks. It might be misconstrued. Does Obama autograph dental plates?

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-04-25 19:00:19
ind06
avatar
Reply

That would be taking the bite out of context. Please recontextualize your bite accusations!

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-04-25 20:08:15
chevydog
avatar
Reply

Sorry. I'm out of context until a new shipment comes in.

Good Bad Block Report
Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-04-25 20:56:36
Tcaros
avatar
Reply

Let's talk about how intelligent our intelligence services happen to be.

Where's Bin Laden? Anybody? Anybody?

How about from the "Mission Accomplished" Bush butt sniffing crowd?

Anyone? Anyone?

Good Bad Block Report

1

Add Comment

You must log in first to post a comment. Secure Signin

Not a member? Sign-up today!


Who voted on this story?

View all (105) »

Who sunk this story?

Channels
AnchorsArt & DesignAutos
BooksCareers & JobsCelebrities
Do No EvilDo-It-YourselfFamily
FoodGadgets & TechGay & Lesbian
Health & FitnessHumorLove & Personals
MenMoneyMovies
MusicNewsPets
PoliticsPopular VideosReal Estate
ReligionScienceShopping
SportsTelevisionTravel
VideoVideo GamesWomen

Related Stories

Why 'Bittergate' Is So Bad for Oba

0 comments

Dog Biting Training

1 comments

Dealing with toddler biting

0 comments

Quinnipiac: Obama Closing in on Cli...

0 comments

How can we keep our adult cat from ...

0 comments