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Posted by: ind06 3 months, 3 weeks ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS - With Doyle Redland reporting: Months of research and development by a team of India's top physicists have resulted in an ambitious plan to get them the neck out of that overcrowded impoverished nuclear powder-keg.

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ind063 months, 3 weeks ago

Actually, I think they just planned to call me telling me my auto insurance is about to expire twenty times a day.
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  ind063 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  This sentence is an excellent example of a "misplaced modifier" and really should read thusly: 'Actually, I think they just planned to call me twenty times a day telling me my auto insurance is about to expire.'
  I hope you all learned something.
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uncle-dave3 months, 3 weeks ago

Just what we need, cab drivers with PHDs
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  Rinty3 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  We already have em.
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cowboygrandpa3 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes with all of the world wanting to come here. We will be over crowded and impoverished. Oh wait part of the nation already is.
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uncle-dave3 months, 3 weeks ago

If Sikhs seek solace in our society, so be it!
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  ind063 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  So Sikhs seek society's solace. I say "Super!Take satisfaction in the States' sprightly scintilating spirit!" Still, some Sikhs will seek stability stealing, strong-arming and slaying. Supporting such senseless Sikhs seems stupid!
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    uncle-dave3 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    I think you're thinking of Thuggees my thoroughly thoughtful friend.
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ETproductions3 months, 3 weeks ago

Wow. The only way you can know a project is really top secret today is check your local radio and TV channels. If it's not on there, it's not top secret.
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  ind063 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Sssh! That's a secret!
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    ETproductions3 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    No matter. If somebody doesn't do me in soon, I'll be paying for the Republican's 10 trillion dollar national debt till I'm about 500.
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