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Bear Searches For Food Inside Backpacker

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Rangers at Wyoming's Grand Tetons National Park blame food scarcity for compelling a local grizzly bear to forage inside hiker Aaron Lane.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-13 02:10:56

ind06

The bear, who answers to the name of "Yogi" can be recognized by his trademark hat and bow-tie. "He usually just steals picnic baskets," Ranger Smith commented, "but camping has been slow this year so I guess he got desperate."

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-13 02:18:13

cowboygrandpa

I'll fool those bears. I'll put the trail mix in the bellies of mannequins. Let Them chomp on that for a while. LOL

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Rating: +12 (+12/-0) | 2008-05-13 02:38:16

BronxBomber

I'm gonna go one better, I'm gonna blend that trail mix with Ex-lax, and watch Yogi go,go,go! 'cause

"I'm smarter than the average bear"

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-13 03:04:31

cowboygrandpa

BB:

LMAO. Watch out for that runny bear scat. That will be one mean bear. hahahahahahaahaahaahaa

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-13 03:20:18

ind06

Would Yogi have done a Boo Boo?

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-13 09:20:04

Uncle Dave

He's be doing the Wyoming quickstep!

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-13 11:04:55

cowboygrandpa

Uncle Dave:

LMAO

Would that be to the tune of "Dancin in the Dark" by Springsteen.

Cause that could be messy.

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-13 12:01:32

cowboygrandpa

URL not loading ARRRGHHH

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-13 14:22:51

Uncle Dave

Maybe "Boot Srapin' Boogie" would be appropriate!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-14 00:52:43

ETproductions

You camp with mannequins, cowboy? You been on the trail a bit too long. :)

Sorry, but I just couldn't bear it.

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-05-14 03:28:14

cowboygrandpa

ETproductions:

LMAO hahahahahaaahaahhaaa. Had to take mannequins to make people think there are always people in my tent. LOL

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-13 09:50:31

Shadowolf

...just the bear facts...

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-13 13:20:31

itsme2

Poor bear, I feel bad for him.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-13 16:33:22

BronxBomber

Please tell me you're not from PETA.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-13 17:47:38

ind06

Oh, I agree, itsme2, there couldn't have been much foraging for the poor bear inside that hiker.

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-13 22:01:10

richtech

spam alert:

user name dinosikk=spam

reported!

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-13 22:54:15

BronxBomber

Hey Rich! Where you been?? Haven't seen you in a long while..Welcome back!

:o)

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-13 23:05:40

richtech

To BB, yeah, I've been busy. To IND06, THANKS so much for the fun articles you find. To everyone else (except the spammer I just alerted) have a happy evening.

I've been so busy, just don't have to the time to write comments lately.

And I think Yogi Bear should have looked elsewhere for his picknic basket. There's lots of trail mix at Walmart.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-05-14 01:22:06

ind06

I'm glad you enjoy then, richtech! :)

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2008-05-26 18:30:08

hefaa1

Everybody knows bears look for food in ice chests. The first word or trademark a mama bear teaches her cubs:

COLEMAN.

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