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Obama Voicemail Message Not That Inspiring
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Obama Voicemail Message Not That Inspiring

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Barack Obama was blasted today by critics who found "no hope at all" in his voicemail message.

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Does this nation need any more PROOF that the man is unqualified? Do we REALLY want the Presidential Voicemail to be tired and uninspiring? More to the point, can this great nation even SURVIVE such a disaster?

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Who knows, the entire thing makes me sick. Disaster is here for a long time coming, I think!!!

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At least until November.

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Tha explains it McCain has a split personality. The fighting side of him is a Bushie. Is the other side a feminist? LOL

Good one ind06

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Thanks, cowboygrandpa :)

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Awwww McCain is sooooo... "spoony!"

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He looks a little "forky" to me!

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Made me not want to vote for him. Wonder what you'd hear if you played it backwards?

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...."If you smelelelelelel!..what Barack....izzzz cookin!"

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Wake me up when it's over, oh and by the way you can screw Bush while your at it.

F**king Bush is who this country should be mad at not some black guy who has not done a dam thing to anyone. But oh no he gets a free pass

Impeach his ass now!!! Dam it!!!

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Yeah! Then make him sit on a red hot branding iron and spin!

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Outstanding. Some of Doyle Redland's best investigative reporting yet. I suspect that with his investigative skills, he's on the verge of discovering what a few other top-notch news organizations allege. Obama's Black.

But unlike Doyle, I can't live without the Bs. How'm I going to say my A*Cs without them. And I have to say those every time they pull me over for suspicion of DUI. That's like every week or day or something.

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Man Obama has so many flaws how did he make it this far. LOL!

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