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In this CAP News special report, wealthy Americans team up to help you, the average American making less than $700,000 annually, make ends meet.

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    mackiemesser4 months ago

    I tried negotiating the price of gas with the neighborhood Sunoco manager promising to bring all of my vehicles there for gas the rest of year (I have a Prius Hybrid and a riding lawn mower). He referred me to the Citgo station down the block.

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      RichFatCat4 months ago

      Relax, you're in good hands and there is NO recession.

      But, to prevent one, vote for whomever will increase and make permanent even MORE tax cuts for people like me. I promise to buy more cars for you to wash, and I tip generously. I'll buy more houses to rent to you and hire people to cut the grass, paint, and do maintenance.

      In other words, make me filthy, stinking, super-super-rich and it will trickle down to you and solve ALL your problems.

      Trust Bush, trust McCain, and trust ME! We know what's best for you.

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        Teech4 months ago

        Fatcat: You're either serious, nuts, or sarcastic. Reading some of your posts, I wonder, which is it?

        Are you sure you're not Goppy with a spell checker?

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        Charlson4 months ago

        Wealthy giving advise to us pee-ons? Now why would they do that? If we become wealthier, wouldn't they prefer we do it on the backs of those poorer than those richer because it may come out of their pockets?

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