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Posted By BronxBomber 3 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
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This is a serious study of the moron in the office cubicle next to yours.

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    BronxBomber3 months, 2 weeks ago

    I am glad I'm retired. I was stressed one morning alone when I asked a fellow co-worker for the time.

    He said:"You mean right now?"

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    Spadecaller3 months, 2 weeks ago

    ON

    Tuesday ...

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      1basque13 months, 2 weeks ago

      It causes me to smoke , drink, and chew !

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        Will13133 months, 2 weeks ago

        ask him for Zulu time...

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        cowboygrandpa3 months, 2 weeks ago

        Yeah, we had a guy who thought it was OK to drive his forklift backward while looking forward.

        I guess where he'd been was more important than where he was going.

        LMAO

        Good one BB

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          splitrch3 months, 2 weeks ago

          Or as one of my drivers once told me: "don't worry the rescue crew is removing the tree from the cab right now but the trailer is ok and nobody got hurt"

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          cowboygrandpa3 months, 2 weeks ago

          Quick true story from a warehouse I managed in the '80s.

          We has a forklift driver who had a pallet that was seven feet tall. He couldn't see over or around it. It was the third and last pallet of the load. He gets off his lift and tells the driver this is the last pallet.

          The driver hears he has the last pallet. So my forklift driver gets on his lift and is jheading toward the trailer and ramp 15 feet away. The truck driver pulls out as my driver is going onto the ramp. Whammmmmm!!!!!!!

          My forklift and driver are pinned between the dock and truck. The truck driver stops and panics and starts to back up pinning the forklift driver even more. He stops and gets out my driver is hurt and in shock.

          The truck driver then pulls forward and the fork falls to the ground.

          The forklift driver couldn't work for over a year and the truck driver quit riving trucks. All over a miscommunication.

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        sumptuousdigs3 months, 2 weeks ago

        I don't fix their stuff...and I try to keep 'em away from my stuff.

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          itsme23 months, 2 weeks ago

          Its an epidemic here I see!

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            jovial3 months, 2 weeks ago

            Working with them is one thing. Living with them is worse. I could tell you a lot of stories about my ex-wife..

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            SunnyDays3 months, 2 weeks ago

            Just dont get affected by them and you'll be safe

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              not2needy3 months, 2 weeks ago

              Working with idiots CAN kill you, which is exactly why i retired. lol

              Thanks BB.

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                uncle-dave3 months, 2 weeks ago

                So that's why everybody yelled "code blue" when I came to work! Those idiots!

                And when I retired they gave me a gold watch with a gold fob that looked just like defibrillator paddles. ;')

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              texangelwings3 months, 2 weeks ago

              wow, I didn't realize that working with others in an office could cause that much stress and illness!

              Thanks BB!

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                chevydog3 months, 2 weeks ago

                "I did not call you a perfect idiot! Nobody's perfect!"

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                  daducha3 months, 2 weeks ago

                  Oh yeah, first you talk with them, then eat with them, then drink with them, then joke with them, and next you are them. And then, you would just like to kill yourself for being such an idiot.:)

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                    Dicax_Maximus3 months, 2 weeks ago

                    PUKIMONS - Take your spam & shove - reported

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                      ind063 months, 2 weeks ago

                      can you get a SPAM induced heart attack?

                      Reported for attempted murder.

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                        FanPhotoshop3 months, 2 weeks ago

                        I hope he made a full recovery....

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                          lvrofwolves3 months, 2 weeks ago

                          The amount of incompetence today is just astounding. I believe every word that working and dealing with idiots on a daily basis can kill you.

                          One of the things that stresses me so much is if you have to deal with someone above you or they have 'control' of something, it doesn't help one bit if you aren't nice, so while I'm saying thank-you, I really want to be saying,'you @#!&* and you are a m@!!#% @$$#@!!*le.

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                          chevydog3 months, 2 weeks ago

                          Our large company published a monthly one-page safety report, which our plant Safety Supervisor wanted posted on 39 bulletin boards. So he had compiled a list of 39 other supervisors to send the report to. The report came in little bundles of 50.

                          So he went to our substitute secretary, plopped the bundle of 50 and the name list on her desk, and gave instructions that one should go to everyone on the name list. He was a little surprised when about twenty minutes later she came back with 39 bundles of 50 reports.

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                            Asylum143 months, 2 weeks ago

                            so true... lol

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                              ind063 months, 2 weeks ago

                              OMG, a STUPIDITY induced heart attack! HAAAAAAAA HAHA HA HA HA!

                              Oh man, BB, that's priceless!

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                                BronxBomber3 months, 2 weeks ago

                                Seems like 'MilesAway' doesn't have a sense of humor, he must be one of those co-workers that we're talking about in this article....

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                                wasntme3 months, 2 weeks ago

                                I remember that at the beginning of Iraq invasion when some US troops were killed in an ambush in going to Baghdad, one of my coworkers , Rose,(whose brother was deployed) came to me and asked me in an angry stressed out voice; Why are we going to Baghdad, I thought we were going to Iraq."

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