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Posted by: ind06 1 month, 2 weeks ago

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Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

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ind061 month, 2 weeks ago

Another officially approved joke has just been released by the Obama campaign:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barack Obama
Barack Obama who?
Barack Obama, your next president.
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  findnemo1 month, 1 week ago
  
  the last line you mentioned
  Barack Obama, your next president.
  joke or real!
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    ind061 month, 1 week ago
    
    What do you think? :)
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      findnemo1 month, 1 week ago
      
      i think what you think in your mind :)
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jdhatl1 month, 1 week ago

C'mon, you can do better than that! Not even a chuckle. Please make fun of Barack. It's only fair. McCain's too easy to make jokes about.
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  ind061 month, 1 week ago
  
  Perhaps this will meet with your approval.
  http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/conservative-s...
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    dondukdun1 month, 1 week ago
    
    ok now that was funny
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Formidable1 month, 1 week ago

"Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence: and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser." -Jay Leno
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  ind061 month, 1 week ago
  
  I'm sorry, that joke is not an Obamapproved (c) joke.
  You will have to be tased.
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    Formidable1 month, 1 week ago
    
    Tase Jay, it was his idea. However, I will run out for a taco and leave you alone. (:b
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Charlson1 month, 1 week ago

Sorta lame, but I'll give 'em a carrot for trying.
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  injest1 month, 1 week ago
  
  "Sorta lame, but I'll give 'em a carrot for trying."
  Carfull Charlson, words like
  Sorta
  Lame
  But or butt
  I'll
  'em
  Carrot
  For
  Trying
  Are words COMMONLY found in racist sexists jokes. Can you explain WHY YOU chose these words?
  Please provide examples of how you use these words EVERY day and NOT in the racist sexists connotation you may be using here.
  And the letter "a" do we really need to explain that to you?
  Semnd your ansewers to these VERY important questions to Shumucksforobama.net
  
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    Charlson1 month, 1 week ago
    
    Your post was lame, too. No, lamer...no lamest, so far. lol.
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  cptnkrk1 month, 1 week ago
  
  Unfortunately that's not a joke!
  I file it under little known fact.
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    Tcaros1 month, 1 week ago
    
    You mean Bush right? The Bin Laden family and the Bush's.
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      dondukdun1 month, 1 week ago
      
      You are not really that uninformed are you?
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cptnkrk1 month, 1 week ago

I can't believe I'm saying this. . .
A great piece of satire from the Huffington Post!
Doesn't she know that satire is only applicable to conservatives and must NEVER be used on obama?
/sarcasm
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  KobraJeedai1 month, 1 week ago
  
  Are you sure its satire or does the huff-post actually think those are funny?
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HMMace1 month, 1 week ago

RECALL PELOSI
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Tcaros1 month, 1 week ago

I thought the Republigoons ran out of racist and bigotted jokes. Where's that Anne (skeletal coochie) Coulteir when you need her rank a$$?
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  Locky121 month, 1 week ago
  
  The New Yorker, apparently, has taken their place.
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    chevydog1 month, 1 week ago
    
    Surprised that nobody seems to have posted much on it. I thought it was hilarious--perfectly in tune with the New Yorker. Thought that Michelle's attire complemented her AK-47 well.
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  Lincoln851 month, 1 week ago
  
  wow! the leftist tree hugging liberal compassion never ceases to amaze me. Tcaros...I bet you would like to have independents and conservatives imprisoned wouldn't you?!
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chevydog1 month, 1 week ago

I thought that "How many Chicago aldermen does it take to change a light bulb?" was sure to be in there.
Answers to this are optional.
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  Lincoln851 month, 1 week ago
  
  How many chicago aldermen does it take to change a light bulb?...that is easy...however many votes you need...that is how many. Just wet your finger and hold it up in the air and see which way the wind is blowing.
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    chevydog1 month, 1 week ago
    
    No comment. They know where I live.
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2sidestoeverything1 month, 1 week ago

I am offended by the jokes he approved they are way to harsh. LOL! good one indy!
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